Worker: sir, our servers have been hacked and google can’t pull up the page
Inept IT Manager: Well, I think we need to “Call Google”.
Inept IT Manager: Well, I think we need to “Call Google”.
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it August 2, 2019

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

In the Old West, cowboys could be out the dusty range, for months at a time, they'd get mighty dirty. So they'd mosey into town with nothing but clothes on their backs and they'd need to wash 'em. So what they'd do is, they would go down to the creek and strip down until they were wearing nothing but their boots. They would keep their boot on, because of rattlesnakes. In order to warn people who were swimming that the naked cowboy was on his way. He'd yell or call: "Booty", "Booty". Hence "Booty Call"
by FulgoreX January 7, 2020

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025

When someone says "you better call the plumber"
They are saying you've got your head shoved so far up your arse that you'd need a plumber to get it out.
They are saying you've got your head shoved so far up your arse that you'd need a plumber to get it out.
by Don't Follow the Light November 13, 2023

"Damn bro, I dropped my bottle of Suboxone! It sounded just like the Carter County mating call!"
"I refilled my Xanax today and the bag caught a lil wind and I had a bitch in my back seat talking bout child support or something, that bitch musta heard the wind blow my bottle of zannies! That fucking Carter county mating call!
"I refilled my Xanax today and the bag caught a lil wind and I had a bitch in my back seat talking bout child support or something, that bitch musta heard the wind blow my bottle of zannies! That fucking Carter county mating call!
by TychelleMoffitt1999 May 10, 2023
