If you ever come across a Alex you will notice that his traits are somewhat like a snakes. He is known to say nice things to you in a private message but the complete opposite in a group chat. He is also known to possess demon powers like looking at animal porn and wondering when to chuck a bat again. Can carry sometimes when playing rainbow six siege but majority of the time hes a UFA ( samoan for a fried fish with three testicles ) . If you ever come across a Alex be cautioned, he loves to give deep throats especially to guys whos names start with J.
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The boy you’ll never forget.
The one with the warmest hands and the softest, most gorgeous brown eyes that somehow see all the way through you — even the parts you hide. He’ll make you feel safe just by standing next to you, and ruin you for anyone else with the way he says your name like it’s a secret. Probably says things like “I missed you so much” into your neck when he hugs you, and kisses your forehead like he’s afraid of losing you.
The boy who made you believe in past lives.
Because how else could you explain how familiar it felt to fall for him? The soft voice. The way he looked at you like you were the only thing in the world that made sense. The way he always made sure you were okay — physically, emotionally, spiritually. Even when he didn’t know how to say it. Even when he didn’t say anything at all.
The storm shelter.
He held your face like a question. Hugged you like an answer. He was warm skin and safe hands, soft glances and quiet laughter. The boy who stayed up with you, who kissed your head, who whispered “I missed you” like a confession. He might’ve closed off sometimes, might’ve shut down when it got hard, but deep down? He was made for love. And he loved you.
Still showing up in your dreams.
Still lingering in your hair. Still the first person you’d tell if something big happened.
The boy you’ll never forget.
The one with the warmest hands and the softest, most gorgeous brown eyes that somehow see all the way through you — even the parts you hide. He’ll make you feel safe just by standing next to you, and ruin you for anyone else with the way he says your name like it’s a secret. Probably says things like “I missed you so much” into your neck when he hugs you, and kisses your forehead like he’s afraid of losing you.
The boy who made you believe in past lives.
Because how else could you explain how familiar it felt to fall for him? The soft voice. The way he looked at you like you were the only thing in the world that made sense. The way he always made sure you were okay — physically, emotionally, spiritually. Even when he didn’t know how to say it. Even when he didn’t say anything at all.
The storm shelter.
He held your face like a question. Hugged you like an answer. He was warm skin and safe hands, soft glances and quiet laughter. The boy who stayed up with you, who kissed your head, who whispered “I missed you” like a confession. He might’ve closed off sometimes, might’ve shut down when it got hard, but deep down? He was made for love. And he loved you.
Still showing up in your dreams.
Still lingering in your hair. Still the first person you’d tell if something big happened.
“you don’t just get over an alex — you survive him, one memory at a time.”
“he wasn’t perfect, but god, alex loved me like i was everything.”
“i met him once at camp, but somehow, alex has been with me every day since.”
“he wasn’t perfect, but god, alex loved me like i was everything.”
“i met him once at camp, but somehow, alex has been with me every day since.”
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That always puts other people before themselves, and always tries to put a smile on everyone’s face even tho most of the time they are faking a smile themself.
Others always say they are handsome or beautiful but never takes the complement because people always say different.
They will give a hug to whoever, whenever and is a good shoulder to cry on, also is very good at keeping promises and keeping stuff to themself.
They are sometimes athletic but are very artistic and creative, always has enough energy to cheer people up even if at there lowest.
Keeps things to themself so they don’t lose people they love. Also can be very quiet or and very loud, but only quiet if tired or something is bothering them.
Also has a chicken nugget addiction but yet still a child on the inside but never shows it because they know people will judge.
That always puts other people before themselves, and always tries to put a smile on everyone’s face even tho most of the time they are faking a smile themself.
Others always say they are handsome or beautiful but never takes the complement because people always say different.
They will give a hug to whoever, whenever and is a good shoulder to cry on, also is very good at keeping promises and keeping stuff to themself.
They are sometimes athletic but are very artistic and creative, always has enough energy to cheer people up even if at there lowest.
Keeps things to themself so they don’t lose people they love. Also can be very quiet or and very loud, but only quiet if tired or something is bothering them.
Also has a chicken nugget addiction but yet still a child on the inside but never shows it because they know people will judge.
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Get the blame it on alex mug.A girl (if you can call her that) who clearly has no social etiquitte and doesn't know how to treat others decently and she clearly doesn't know how to interact with her friends crushes
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