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Brookie Cookie

A stupid slow bitch who has no female friends or interaction. Is about to be blocked bc he doesn’t know how to talk and keeps ghosting me 😒
“ ur such a freaking Brookie Cookie. “- ur cutie self
“ uh bitch don’t call me that!!” - a brookie cookie
by Aubbey_waubbey February 8, 2023
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when a woman farts after being ejaculated in and the gas travels through her labia, creating a moist queef
“Hey man, how was sex with that girl from the Post Office?”
“It was nice, but after she farted and gave me a frosted chocolate chip cookie.”
by ddlovato April 23, 2023
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Salty surprise cookies

When you decide to not use vanilla extract so you opt for your sweet sweet dick nectar instead. They turn out usually salty and sweet for the perfect mid day treat.
Brett: mmmmm try these cookies
Wyatt: *groans with tastiness*wowzers these sure taste magnificent!
Brett: salty surprise cookies sure always do hit
Wyatt: whats with the suprise?
Brett:*smirks* lets just say my balls are drained and the vanilla extract is full.
by Shmeat pounder86 March 28, 2024
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Cream and cookies

When you feel the need to take a dump after having sex
Fred felt the need for cream and cookies while having sex with Jane
by MinivanMafiaMan February 2, 2025
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Gorilla Cookie

The last little bit of a blunt or joint. Typically the roughest part of it.
“Damn this shit hittin rn.”
“That’s that gorilla cookie.”
by Audaciousapple September 26, 2022
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Circus cookie

Out of all of her friends she had the circus cookie
by Nxf1 November 13, 2020
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