FOOT HEAVY CAKE

A google translate joke started by my friend, alternatively フットヘビーケーキ!!. This was supposed to say "UR just bad." This word is a synonym to "Git Gud," or "You're (just) bad."

You want to complete Dark souls, FOOT HEAVY CAKE.

by MixmasterHarris April 23, 2020

wobbly crab cake

A sexual competition between two or more couples where the couples must race while crab walking and being connected to your partner vaginally or anally.

"Me and Sarah had such a good time on the double date last night!"
"We did too, we will have to do it again sometime and don't expect us to go easy on you in wobbly crab cake."

by ZbeckZ June 7, 2016

emo rice cakes

emo rice cakes are cakes made from rice but with a gothic manor. e.g. black rice cakes wearing a vampire cape. or rice cakes wearing black items of clothing and vampire fangs.

Danny is a common name for emo rice cakes

by mr lova lovaaa November 28, 2012

lemon pound cake

A cop that steals from you. The Adams County Sheriff’s Department.

That lemon pound cake stole my money.

Watch him, he looks like he wants some lemon pound cake.

by Chef Sharpie March 27, 2023

sloppy mud cake

When you and a partner shit and cum on each others dicks, then blow one another off, and end it off with a French kiss

I hear the janitors giving out free sloppy mud cakes in the broom closet

by Rampiddishwasher5200 May 20, 2021

Anthropomorphic Bean Cake

The act of doing cake and flicking the bean. The anthropomorphic bit just makes it sound better.

Person 1: Where's my cake? And what are you doing with your bean?
Person 2: She pulled and Anthropomorphic Bean Cake. D:

by Random LSGer December 28, 2005

Patty Cakes

A man who is not pre-school educated

Spatch is such a patty cakes

by sonz69696969 December 17, 2008