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Hail Mary Parade

(noun)

A series of last-ditch efforts or dramatic actions taken by a company, especially one facing potential failure, in a bid to quickly revive its fortunes. Characterized by a flurry of product announcements, ambitious projects, or strategic shifts, all launched in quick succession, in the hope that at least one will capture the market's or investors' attention and save the company from downfall.

The act of deploying multiple, often disparate, strategies or initiatives simultaneously, akin to throwing everything at the wall to see what sticks, under circumstances where failure seems imminent. This approach is marked by a blend of desperation and spectacle, aiming to generate buzz and rekindle interest in a sinking enterprise.
"Seeing the tech company roll out a new product lineup, a partnership, and a pivot to a new market all in one quarter felt like watching a Hail Mary Parade. Everyone knew they were on their last legs, trying anything to stay afloat."
by Surur March 8, 2024
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Non-Binary Mary

An ignorant and annoying person who would be considered far left on the political spectrum.
The people that vote for Trudeau are a bunch of Non-Binary Marys.
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Julia Mari

God's Favorite, everything is in favor and given even without asking.
Everything I love always comes to me, I'm surely Julia Mari.
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Julia Mari

God' favorite, everything is in favor and given even without asking.
I love what I got today, I'm surely Julia Mari
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Mary Reilly

You‘ll never meet anyone like her. She's a really strong girl and she's doing her absolute best to deal with any problems she's facing and would never give up no matter how hard. She makes you want to try your best to deal with your problems too. She might not realize it but she's helped you a lot and I don't know how I'll ever repay her. (She’s also a kick-ass ninja)
I really love “Mary Reilly
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Mari

Used to describe something cool or good
Steve: is this Mari?
Creeper: that’s so Mari!
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