sloppy mud cake

When you and a partner shit and cum on each others dicks, then blow one another off, and end it off with a French kiss

I hear the janitors giving out free sloppy mud cakes in the broom closet

by Rampiddishwasher5200 May 20, 2021

FOOT HEAVY CAKE

A google translate joke started by my friend, alternatively フットヘビーケーキ!!. This was supposed to say "UR just bad." This word is a synonym to "Git Gud," or "You're (just) bad."

You want to complete Dark souls, FOOT HEAVY CAKE.

by MixmasterHarris April 23, 2020

Blueberry cream cake

The act of performing intercourse through the zipper holes in blue jeans of both sexual partners (only in heterosexual relations)

My lunch break ends in ten minutes, still have time for a blueberry cream cake.

by Stratford Clan April 11, 2016

Creole Creme Cake

2-4 men of Louisianan dissent ejaculate in a females ass & proceed to lick it out

Bruh let's go hangout with Steph, she said she's ready to try a "Creole Creme Cake"

by Ron schlongson May 13, 2019

lemon pound cake

A cop that steals from you. The Adams County Sheriff’s Department.

That lemon pound cake stole my money.

Watch him, he looks like he wants some lemon pound cake.

by Chef Sharpie March 27, 2023

Anthropomorphic Bean Cake

The act of doing cake and flicking the bean. The anthropomorphic bit just makes it sound better.

Person 1: Where's my cake? And what are you doing with your bean?
Person 2: She pulled and Anthropomorphic Bean Cake. D:

by Random LSGer December 28, 2005

Patty Cakes

A man who is not pre-school educated

Spatch is such a patty cakes

by sonz69696969 December 17, 2008