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by sidewalker September 7, 2003
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Red scarf

1. Term used to describe a menstruation period.
2. The act of wiping a used tampon across the chest of another person.
You guys, I need to find a tamp soon. I'm wearing my red scarf.

Last night, my girlfriend totally gave me a red scarf, and now I can't get that smell off me.
by Scarfie December 16, 2008
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red rose

when a girl takes the thorns of a rose and tapes them to her hand, then gives a guy a hand job and makes him bleed.
"ouch my dick hurts so bad!"
"dude, what happened"
"my girl gave me a red rose"
by coochie queen April 28, 2008
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Red Baron

1. (n.) A man who presumably flew planes in a fine manner in World War One.

2. (n.) A crap pizza that many school children eat because their parents are too poor.

3. (v.) The act of donning a monocle before sexual congress with a woman who is having her menses. Traditionally, a small yet stylish moustache should be worn as well. The man inflates his chest and walks to the bed with the bearing of a proper gentleman. He then dips at least two fingers into the waiting woman's blood-filled snatch, finger-painting the German cross onto his chest.

The true connoisseur of this maneuver will keep the monocle in his eye until reaching sexual release.
"The Red Baron shot down a bunch of planes once. It is very 'urban' of me to define this term in a serious fashion. I will now ride the subway and watch the History Channel."

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"This Red Baron pizza is flavorful. Unfortunately the flavor is crap."

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"I was about to give this woman the Red Baron last night, however when she saw my monocle she got dressed and fled in a hasty manner. So I put on my robe and wizard's hat."

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"She died when I came and she inhaled my falling monocle."

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"I attempted the Red Baron last night, but she wasn't on the rag. I ended up using some poor man's menses to finish."
by scorpionmintred February 14, 2007
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Red Rocket

Its that special time of the month for Susie when Aunt Flow is visiting. On day four of her bloody leeking, she know that things are getting slick. She rushes to the bathroom and urgently gets into a stall. As she's trying to pee, a sneeze begins to brew and then creeps up violently. The sneeze leaves her body and her tampon shoots out of her vagina the extreme prejudice. With the force of America's nuclear arsenal targeting North Korea, that red rocket tampon splattered around the toilet bowl like a murder scene. Flush.
Susie's period was a heavy flow and she shot out the old Red Rocket.
by Dick Rivard February 9, 2020
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red goat

another name for a red head

This name was made coz when i was in italy a crazy man called my bro a red goat.
coz my bro was chewing green chewy lol so he looked like he was chewing grass. hahaha
Crazy man" what are u looking at ya red goat"
by pet pet April 25, 2008
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red pecker

a hazing tradition practiced by frat boys and high school seniors where the older member stips the pledge and spray paints his penis red
dude did you hear they gave jason a red pecker?, then he burnt his penis in paint thinner
by Reef May 30, 2003
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