A game where you buy the 2 gallon gas can from Wawa, and each participant picks out 3 items to put in the can. All items must be under these categories: milk, pastry, chocolate, and fruit. Whoever drinks the most wins.
by Phhhhhart April 12, 2025

1. She enjoys a good can crack every now and then.
2. "If I don't get my money soon, he'll be getting a badass can cracking!"
2. "If I don't get my money soon, he'll be getting a badass can cracking!"
by e-double January 18, 2006

A place to use the bathroom, a portable toilet served through various companies, one of the porta potty companies.
by Juneberry You June 20, 2023

you're at lunch and choking on your food and you're asking for a napkin yet you sound like a demon and everyone is laughing at you instead
by gayrights27 January 24, 2022

When you've been meaning to break out a can of whoop ass, but it's been shelved for a very long time.
My roommate is finally leaving me, time to break out that canned belt and let him know how shitty he's always been
I have so many canned belts from the people who fucked me over, where i just decided to not say a single word.
I have so many canned belts from the people who fucked me over, where i just decided to not say a single word.
by dildosexual January 7, 2024

Ideas and concepts that appear to be held within formal, rigid and airtight definitional standards, but are actually vague, abstract and only identifiable by the canner; as such, the contents carry no weight and only serves to fit the canner's purposes upon opening and inhaling the vapors of which then can be transformed into its final verbal bullshit adaptation.
Will suspects that Jenny's canned beliefs about him are merely stale brain farts trapped decades ago, freshly pulled out of her ass... He proves it by lighting the pilot on her own gaslight, it smells funny and her mind blows up.
by WillsWillingWilly November 7, 2022

by the retarted scholar May 13, 2024
