straight road

A kinky sexual act. Usually used in a threatening tone.

"I'll straight road ya."

by UpstateCait December 24, 2017

Straighting

Straight dating (Straight + dating)

Straighting is sooo boring and basic.

The straighting scene sucks ass.

by LingDanc803 January 13, 2024

Straight Cabbage

Another way of saying something is straight up garbage. Made popular from the show Southpark with an episode making fun of people from New Jersey and the way they speak.

Person 1. Yo did you see Joe do that weak ass burnout in his Civic?

Person 2. Yeah man, that shit was straight cabbage!

by CabbageMuncher December 11, 2020

Straight edge elite

Straight edge people that think they're better than other (straight edge) people. These people tend to claim they follow all of the rules perfectly, when in reality they're hypocrites.

Fuck the straight edge elite

by Xxxgrxxx March 09, 2021

Straight smash

Eating like there is no tomorrow

im bout to straight smash on some mcdonalds

by Sthomasbaby May 08, 2011

Straight Crisis

When you want dick but also want pussy

HELP I WANNA RIDE DICK MORE THAN I CURRENTLY WANT TO EAT PUSSY, STRAIGHT CRISIS ALERT!!

by StuffysDefs December 28, 2022

Straight Cat Piss

Expression/Insult of failing, being bad, or sucking

Wife,Husband, Tinder date, Ex Girlfriend, Bros...etc

Dude this food is terrible...”straight cat piss”

Dude this kid just killed me...he is “straight cat piss”

by KizzyKCarter December 23, 2020