Poo Wanker

Someone who uses their own excrement as a masturbatory lubricant.

That guy over there is such a poo wanker..

by nofun March 16, 2014

Monkey poo

When one hangs naked from a branch of a tree and does a poo. A variation of this can be two people hanging naked from a branch as well as holding hands and doing a poo. (Can also hang from something else at height eg: mast of boat)

Mate did you see Louis’ monkey poo last night, how did he even climb that high?

by the one and only jerusaphelt April 24, 2022

Poo scratch

Toilet skid marks.

Wilf did you leave poo scratches down the toilet when you had a shit?

by Wastelander March 30, 2024

Poo pluggers

An Australian Colloquialism for decoy poo shoes. Used in a high traffic office scenario.

'I have the nicest shoes in this office, so I pop my poo pluggers on so Sandra from accounts doesn't know I'm doing a poo'

by Pixiepuntopistola June 12, 2017

poo in the sink

no it's a good thing to do that other guy is BSing you all

Friend 1: "it's great to poo in the sink, isn't it?"
Friend 2: "oh absolutely, our mental health is amazing for doing this!"

by ilovetodefecateinmysink May 26, 2023

Pillow poo case

A case that’s goes on a pillow covers in poo

Ahhh. Who took a dump on me pillow!!’? Oh now it’s a pillow poo case..?

by Hello_girl1324 August 16, 2020

pee pee poo poo

pee pee poo poo

ur a goofy pee pee poo poo

by anonymous October 7, 2021