Milking the grape cow

To take the bag out of a box of wine and extract the last glass full by squeezing the bag and opening the spout.

Jen needed one more glass of wine so (she milked the grape cow).

How did you get another glass of wine Jamie I thought we were all out ? "By milking the grape cow" she said.

by Bestly May 4, 2018

Un-ironic milk drinker

Someone who drinks milk un-ironically i.e without cookies, cereal, spicy foods, etc.

Guy 1: Whoah, is that dude over there drinking a massive glass of milk?

Guy 2: Well I guess that means he’s an un-ironic milk drinker

by saucyg October 2, 2021

Milking

an action from a woman whose aim is to milk all the sperm with her pussy as much as she can

He leans in to kiss her neck and, after another thrust, comes with a loud grunt. His cum splashes inside her and she lets out a scream, her body wracked with spasms of pleasure.

"Ahh," she pants, her body quivering and twitching, milking his cock as much as she can. The heat of his release inside her body makes her come again. He stays inside her, unmoving, and it's almost impressive how full she feels. Orgasm over, she sags against the wall, panting heavily. "You... cruel man..." Though soft, he still hasn't pulled out yet. Knowing him, she knows it's not over yet. Sighing, she throws him a look over her shoulder. "If you want more, you're going to have to lead, alright?"

by Doheru September 10, 2023

Milk Midgets

Milk Midgets are exceptionally small creatures that, when you least suspect it and aren't looking, steal your milk. They are most commonly known to move during night time and raid kitchen refrigerators for milk and other milk-based products.

Milk Midgets are known to fear vegans and will totally avoid a home with a vegan in it unless particularly hungry or thirsty.

Boy: "Shoot, I drank all the milk! Mom and Dad are going to be so angry with me!"
Girl: "Not if we blame it on the Milk Midgets."
Boy: "You're right! That's a great idea!"

by MarshmallowKing January 25, 2025

*drinks milk cutely*

Drinking milk in an UwU way

The duck had milk and said *drinks milk cutely*

by Cool Man Gun Gamer March 16, 2022

milk disease

milk disease is what you get when you have drank more milk than water for over a week

lexie: i haven’t drank water in a week but i have drank lots of milk

abi: omg lexie, you have milk disease!

by milkymoo February 7, 2020

Milk man

The milk man has a glass of “milk” but it is just cum

I am the milk man that’s also not milk

by Wzlee08 August 23, 2022