Metal Sam

Metal sam is the natural treasure of the horsham alternative scene. known about west sussex for his long hair, funny walk, and leather jacket, he is typically recognised striding about horsham market in the early hours of the day and congregating with his strange friends at local market stalls. Be careful not to engage in conversations with metal sam as he will quickly change the conversation to how many cds are in his bag at that current time, and if you can name 3 songs from whatever band t-shirt you are wearing.

“Oh god, here comes metal sam. Probably no good CDs in the british heart foundation then. May as well go home”

by BigChad111 November 20, 2021

sam parker jones

every woman wants him they bow to the sight of him and have a orgy once they glance towards him its a orgy circle he is sexy cute awesome beautiful etc

yo ngl u kinda sam parker jones

by samsosexy June 10, 2025

darkness from pajama sam

hot guy thats the antagonist of the game pajama sam 1: no need to hide when its dark outside

girl 1: hey have you played pajama sam 1?
girl 2: yeah, have you seen darkness from pajama sam? hes so hot!!

by cloudydayz88 December 2, 2024

Sam

A friend that makes significant, even heroic, effort to ensure your safety. Usage stems from Samwise "Sam" Gamgee, and his contributions to Frodo Baggins during their quest to destroy the One Ring.

"My buddy Jake slept on my floor for two weeks after my brother died, just to make sure I was going to be OK. He's a real Sam."

by Sister_Mercury February 4, 2020

Sam

Please excuse my dear aunt sally.

Mathematical term please excuse my dear aunt sally meaning of Sam.

by prosvsjoesamronstbrown January 12, 2025

Sam

When you take such a mean shit the stench it makes will have you puke in your mouth on the toilet or throw up completely.

I just took the meanest Sam of my fucking life i puked in my mouth!

by xWIXLeo November 15, 2023

Sam

Sam is a great guy. He will seem a little annoying at first, but once you get to know him he is so funny and a great friend. You can tell Sam anything and he will never tell anybody. He is somebody that’s easy to talk to. He good at instruments and sports but doesn’t like to give himself credit for anything. Overall he is a good guy and a great friend.

Person 1: Hey, are you Sam?
Sam:Yeah I am
Person 1: You did really good at your game tonight
Sam:Thanks, but I don’t think I did

by someone that likes Kate December 14, 2018