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Sam

People who are named Sam are hands down the kindest people ever. They’re so genuine and never judge you. They’re always there when you need them and give the best advice. If you know a Sam they’ll probably end up being a therapist because of how good they are at helping people with they’re problems. Although they may be shy or quiet at first once you get to know them THEYRE HILARIOUS. You’ll love em. You could talk to them for hours and it’ll feel like 10 minutes. They’re the type of person to just get you. They understand you and make you feel genuinely happy. Everyone needs a Sam in their lives. If you don’t got one, GET ONE!
Diana: “Who is that?”
Amayah: “THATS SAM”
Diana: “I wish I knew him”
Amayah: “you should go talk to him HE’S THE BEST!”

Sam: the kindest person you’ll ever meet
by Samueljrsbestfriend November 25, 2023
mugGet the Sammug.

Sam Harris' Terrifying Philosophy

Was a great video until he got to the part were he decides that because Sam's "greater good/manufactured God of curating the reality of stupid people" is a warped and narcissistic enterprise that is entirely dependent on subordinating the will of the masses to his dogmatic liberalism; it means that we NEED God instead. Which is literally that SAME THING as religion.
Hym "Sam Harris' Terrifying Philosophy is literally just a 'God that Sam Harris controls.' That's literally all it is!"

Mas Rharis "We don't need God! We need Jeff Goldblum from Jurassic Park to manufacture a God out of a "greatter good abstraction" and the use the state to enforce the will of this greater good abstraction! They don't have free will anyway! So it doesn't matter what I have to do to get the societal outcomes I desire!"
by Hym Iam August 12, 2023
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Sam

A bitch who sucks dick because he has no friend.

All sams are gay
by Quue June 4, 2019
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Sam

The nicest most meanest person you will ever meet, gets away with everything. everybody loves and hates a Sam.
Sam: hey I love you shoes, I hope you loose your feet.”

Victim: “oh thank you?”
by Sanihano January 26, 2022
mugGet the Sammug.

sam kelly

thinks hes the shit but actually is a bitch that doesnt know it he he has a legend city sweater on but doesnt have any shoes
by wgjhurghjerophygfh December 21, 2017
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Sam

Sam is the one who drives back home his or her friends because Sam doesn't drink
You're the Sam I need!
You're such a Sam!
My Sam, my Hero!
by Astrid75010 November 23, 2021
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Sam le puel

Used when you see Samuel.
He looks like a puel.
-Hey look, it's Sam le puel.
by T0mm1 October 31, 2021
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