Sam Johnathon William Clarke

He is the LOVE of my life. He is the MOST amazing man you could ever meet. You can trust him with anything and everything, he is always there for you. The second you are not with him you will miss him. He knows how to make you smile even of the worst of days, he is the sweetest guy. Anyone that knows him is one of the luckiest people to be alive but after all I am the luckiest because he is mine. He is so easy to love and cannot live a split second without him. He is so smart and perfect in every way. He's adorable, amazing, cute and so much more. I love you my baby.

Sam Johnathon William Clarke.. he is the most amazing man to ever live, he is irresistible.

by Chloe'Sizer April 30, 2011

sam

sam has really bad breath it smells like mouldy milk warm mints and it’s really bad when you and near him

sorry sam

when i was talking to sam his breathe stunk and i thought i was gonna be gassed out

by big_dick_dave June 28, 2020

Dirty Sam

When a crowd of horny, obese, lesbian women decide to find a flagpole. They then proceed to climb up the pole together. When they reach the top, the take a fat shot into each others mouths and cover their entire bodies with the so called shit. After they are completely shitified, they one by one jump off the flagpole into a pile of mud and role play as a pile of dinosaur poop.

Hey guys, I think I just saw some children pulling a dirty Sam.

by Barbieboysmd69420 March 7, 2024

Sam Innit

This is the name of one of the baddest lads around. He listens to Dave and hangs out with his mandem. He doesn’t let his opps pull anything over on him. Sam Innit is also known as Samuel.

It’s Sam Innit

by Toast77 December 15, 2022

sam leeee

coolest guy ever, i love him more than anything
he makes my day and i couldnt imagine my life without him

i love you x10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000..sam leeee is awesome

by amberbambibamber July 4, 2009

Sam

“Best Boi who be very supportive of everything”

Sam is so supportive!!!

by Nico >:3 November 9, 2020

SAM

An acronym for "Self Appointed Moderator"
Typically a long-term or frequent user (community member ) found in comment sections and platforms like Reddit or Imgur, who lurks with the intention of downvoting and posting vitriolic comments to vent and control unwelcome posts. Ironically, often with venomous crafted text or graphics that explain how much they "don't care" about the post the comment is directed towards. SAMS are often trolls who intend to create an echo chamber within the forum they frequent.

I posted a comment on the news story and was attacked by a SAM for expressing a different opinion.

by Trustedcode October 7, 2022