Jake

An Average white person who talks a lot

Hey your a jake

by Yout00b March 12, 2018

Jake

A person that would risk their life and grades to make you laugh. Also the name in subway surfers. He is funny, and does not have hoes. He does have a lot of friends, though.

Person 1: Theres this one kid in Gellers class that makes everyone laugh
Person 2: Is his name Jake?

by Zuleydi June 1, 2022

Jake

He has a big nose

JAKE HAS A BIG "NOSE" BECAUSE HE IS JEWISH

by L4nc34L0t February 27, 2019

Jake golbert

Jake golbert is the most inbred gay butt fucking bastard from utopia

Your such a Jake golbert

Jake golbert is the most inbred gay butt fucking bastard from utopia

by Jake golbert October 30, 2018

Jake

Jakes are normally better then Riley’s.

Jake is better

by Potgeyt May 6, 2021

Jake Phase

playing with people's hearts and pimping everyone u see and forgetting the words loyalty and soulmate.

"I have so many hoes, all these girls think I want them but I really dont LOL" I said, "this Jake Phase is not it"

by definition mf June 9, 2021

Jake

The sexiest, most wonderful man in the world. Encouraging and understanding and supportive. So funny and kind. The best partner a person could've ever asked for. If you have him, you're the luckiest mf in the whole world. But if you try to touch his butthole, he'll clench his cheeks so tight your fingers might fall off. Try anyways.

P1: "I tried to touch Jake's butthole and lost 2 fingers.."
P2: "Try again"

by BlobbyBoobie July 4, 2025