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Double Finger Mustache

When an individual licks the tip of their two fingers, straightens their mustache with said fingers and proceeds to insert these fingers inside of a vagina while licking the clitoris.
I heard that Kevin gave Susie the old double finger mustache.
by metalive69 October 12, 2015
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The two finger crunch

After a sustained period of double fingering a girl. One can be left with a sticky mess of bodily fluid connecting the fore and middle fingers.

If left to dry and harden, one can wake up with the "Two finger crunch".

The two finger crunch is more specifically the sensation and noise when the dried fingers are snapped apart.

Similar to the crunch sound a Kit Kat makes when separating two biscuit fingers.
"I madly fingered her all night, she was crazy into it. Although I woke up with the two finger crunch"
by kiwiguntman June 5, 2014
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Free finger february

Free finger february is for the girls, basically meaning no fingering your self for the whole month of february.
hey guys did y’all hear about Free Finger February, because i already failed
by NNN survivor November 5, 2019
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3 fingers up

*3 fingers up*
“she is loyal to her bf/her crush
by hiskittycat July 30, 2022
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Gay middle finger

The gay middle finger is a term made famous by singer and ex- One Direction band member, Louis Tomlinson. He is one of the kindest and most angelic people on Earth, but he is also known as “The sass masta from Doncaster,” and he is known to frequently flip people off for a variety of reasons, whether it be lovingly towards his long term boyfriend, Harry Styles, sweetly towards his fans, or sarcastically towards his friend who, for some reason, likes avocado on toast for breakfast every morning. He has also given the middle finger to paparazzi, who were doing “their fooking job! That’s your job you fooking loosah.” When asked about his favorite phrase or mannerism in an interview, while boyfriend Harry Styles was in the background, Louis said “ehm I think the middle finger is a great one, you don’t even have to say anything. Erm, yeah, I think I’ll go with that.”
Fan 1: “Wow, I wish Louis Tomlinson would give me the gay middle finger while singing Kill My Mind.”
Fan 2: “That would be the best thing that ever happened to me.”
by Louist28 November 18, 2020
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yellow finger infection

A case of paronychia an infection of the tissue folds around the nails. Usually the adjacent tissue is painful, red, and swollen. There may be pus which is usually yellow hence the name.
The yellow finger infection is often painful and disgusting to deal with.
by The Ferocious Whomper June 24, 2017
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five finger finney

When ya vag so loose that one person can fit 5 fingers in it
Girl: my pussy tight!
Boy: Stop lyin bitch you got that five finger Finney
by trapjesus ass licker December 5, 2014
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