Chris Kringle

When you call a girl a "Ho," then stick it in her 'chimney.'

Call me "Saint Dick", cause you're about to get the Chris Kringle!

by Lucarion November 23, 2023

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Chris Handsome

Is an american that claims to be from Australia, but we all know the truth.

"I think Chris Handsome's last time is Nailsome"

by RealHurley May 30, 2018

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Chris

yo.

Yo it’s Chris

by FEEDMEJACK February 10, 2022

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Biggest fucking COCK definitely packing a 7+ killer you will never know until you get but fucked by him and let him destroy your intestines like a fucking God, besides that he is the nicest, loving, caring guy you will meet but he won't express those feelings openly but only when you get to know him. Most likely a bulky fuck with elephant tits for a chest and gorilla balls for bicep. He's a fucking Chad no doubt about it.

One dick slap from Chris to the noggin and it's straight to the ER for you my friend.

by Johnny fuckin Sins November 21, 2021

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Chris Riot

A punk rock dude that is originally from Northwest Florida. He's a decent musician, but will tell you some of the worst jokes ever. He enjoys to listen to Lady Gaga far too much. Sometimes you can catch him playing drums in the band The Chodes, and a few other groups. He's quite talented in a kitchen, but drinks lethal amounts of tequila if he is in possession of any. It's astonishing he still walks this Earth in good health.

Stop talking about ABBA so much. You sound like Chris Riot.

by riotkiley January 22, 2024

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