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Neø Apple Lordism

From the depths of a crumbling Empire, and a horrible failed infiltration of the student government. The Apple Lord left his followers for High School, and a New Government was established in it's place. Now Being known as " The Neø Apple Council of Higher Value". With Extreme plans to stage a student government coup, and take control of their school. It started catching on and now has a seat at the United Nations. They also have a dope ass anthem.
A Term coined by students with nothing better to do with their lives.
"Boy I Love Neø Apple Lordism"
by Third Apple Council Member August 17, 2021
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Apple

When you lick them and u don't realise they start to turn green and red and then your dad is in labour and your mom is down the drain and then your orange
Ally - time to apple u momma
Mortimer - no u youngester
by Scribscrab May 30, 2021
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Appled

Getting fucked up, drunk and fucked. Plus points if it all happens on the dance floor at a club.
“Girl, I’m so hyped for tonight!”

“Yeah, we’re getting appled tonight!”
by Mathevabergfin October 7, 2023
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Apples

a fruit which is red :/
Apples am I right
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Alice Green Apple Gummy

Have you tried the Alice Green Apple Gummy before, or would this be your first time?
If yes: “Yeah, I’ve tried the Alice Green Apple Gummy before — I liked the flavor and the effects were pretty smooth.”

If no: “Nope, this would be my first time trying it, so I’m curious to see how it feels.”

If unsure: “I haven’t tried this specific one yet, but I’ve had similar gummies before.”
by aliyna August 27, 2025
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Apple

1. That one company that uses magic words to sell you their overpriced shit like the Macbooks and iPhones.

2. Go fuck yourself give us your money.

3. Removed the fucking headphone jack.
Here at Apple, we make 3 completely different phones but they all look the same...except one doesn't have a fucking headphone jack.
by MyMomsVagina April 18, 2018
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Apple

Apple: UK Slang word for a Caucasian Woman. When you cut a Apple in half the inside is similar to white skin. Hence the term Apple. Also could mean a attractive white woman. The blibical connotation is Eve giving Adam the Apple to eat. A woman seduction, temptation and desire represented as an Apple. The term Apple originates from London.
Look at that pretty Apple. She a rotten Apple. All these Apple's are on me.
by Sweetmatecol April 1, 2020
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