sam

bear monster who love cuddles and kisses, his dark brown fur is soft and fluffy! normaly short but can grow bigger if needed

sam is a fluffy bear boy who perfers laying around and cuddling while watching tv or videos

by ursa major166 November 22, 2021

Sam

Sam is the lowkey the nicest person you'll see in your entire life. They're hilarious, you can fall in love with them pretty easily.

-Omg i Love Sam
-Me too! They're so hot.

by LIST100 November 22, 2021

Sam Hanson

Pretty little cum dumpster

Enjoys a thick creamy load in his mouth

Prefers the word sodomy to anal

Oh god, he’s such a Sam Hanson

by jesusnumber1 May 4, 2021

The Sam Cooper Curse

Put simply, if Sam bets on or has publicly voiced his support for any particular team that team will go on to lose – even against the odds! It is strategically recommended to fade Sam’s picks.

Man I wouldn’t have bet on TCU tonight if I knew Sam took them. The Sam Cooper Curse strikes again.

by Gogie January 9, 2023

Sam

The fruitiest, palest, skinniest mfs you'll ever meet, if you can get passed his fucking attitude

K: "Hey man do you want Sam to come over?"

Casper: "nah fuck that nigga."

by Itsmeidkwhotho June 22, 2022

Sam

A premium product with a spectacular jawline.

"my Sam has an amazing jawline"

by HyperSeagull December 3, 2019

Sam pilkington

Sam is an all round good guy. He’s hardworking, talkative and likes his food. However, he can be a snake at times and also likes to mow your lawn on saturdays. In other words, he is the epitome of a fuck boy. However, at the end of the day he still has time to finish off an extra sushi roll.

Bro, that girl last night said she hooked up with a hot guy but didn’t catch his name.

Bro: yeah hard to tell, could of been Sam Pilkington!

by Twomanyblues46 July 25, 2019