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No-U

RIGHT! I'M the solipsist! Isn't that weird? How I'M glue and everyone else is rubber so everything I say bounces right off them and sticks to me.

Hym "Really. With 100% accuracy. Everything I say. Watch: 'You're the greatest mind the world has ever seen!' "

A retard "No-U! You are!"

Hym "See!? It's every single thing I say! 'The sky is blue!' "

A retard "No, YOU'RE blue!"

Hym "You're being stalked and harassed perpetually!"

A retard "No, You're being stalked and harassed."

Hym "It's literally everything. And for what? Because 'I can't KNOW that the guy who promised you immortality in the form of an incest cult was lying so I need to show some epistemic humility!' Or 'I should feel more bad for women because they had to fuck guys they didn't want to instead of having to carry thing perpetually for the guy who fucked them and have their existence harvested out from underneath them?' Or, wait, because 'Retard shouldn't have to do the thing we want you to do.' It's fucking ridiculous.
You see it now, right? You see the thing you're actively doing to me why people are murdering your kids right? You're not going to get the guns. They need the guns to protect THEIR kids and are NEVER going to give them up. You're only option is to stop doing shit like this but you won't because it means you won't be able to have dominion over the lives of every person whose existence you're aware of! You won't be able to infest their lives like the fucking plague you are. Look at the balloon pop guy! By virtue of (simply) being aware of his existence, people took it upon themselves to claim dominion over his life and get his job taken away."

A retard "I wasn't me specifically though!"

Hym "Silence is violence, bitch. You don't actually believe any of the shit you say. You're not effect proponents of your own ideas."

A retard "No-U!"
by Hym Iam June 23, 2024
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ref-U-🧀

The best cheese I have ever met: ref-U-🧀. It tastes like humanitarian aid for refugees. ♥
by 🅰️ January 17, 2022
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no u

Derik: ur ugly
Jimmie: no u
Derik: Sad!
*derik dies*
by Homosexual White Man May 12, 2018
mugGet the no umug.

no u

The only way to survive an extreme insult
Person 1: ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian

Person 2: no u
Person 1:*dies*
by Cuckboy69420 March 13, 2018
mugGet the no umug.

National punch a person who is taller than u day

GO ALL OUT AND MAKE THEM FEEL PAINNNN
Really pull a santana lopez on them just GO TO TOWN and get them ON THE FLOOR to prove ur smaller but more scary to make them feel scared when they annoy you,

This message was message was meant to one of my closest friends and it would mean slot to BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA THEM and u can too!

Xoxo - revenge
Oh it’s national punch a person who is taller than u day (punches) AHAHAHAHAH ROTT
by Lolllllllllllllllllllllí September 9, 2020
mugGet the National punch a person who is taller than u daymug.

U&GOLD

A pay channel that should not be premium that spams Only Fools and Horses every weekend.
Why is it called U&GOLD if it's not on U!?
by U&Channels December 11, 2024
mugGet the U&GOLDmug.

No u X2

When someone says no u,you deflect there ass with the no u X2 best comeback you can do
Alex:yo Kieron ur mum is gay
Kieron:no u
Alex no u X2
Kieron:*dies*
by GroovyGroovyGroovyBaby February 18, 2019
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