Apple

Technology for sad people, desperate to pretend they're cool.

Sariah is so pathetic. She bought an iPhone thinking that would fix it, but she didn't realize Apple makes you more pathetic.

by Vicky Vegas February 18, 2022

Jazz Apple

Jazz apples are a type of apple developed in New Zealand. They are a cross between Royal Gala and Braeburn

Hey, Tesco are doing a deal on jazz apples, they're half price!

by your mum gaming April 24, 2019

Apple Jacker

1. A person who openly admits to liking Apple Jacks cereal.

2. An individual whose taste buds cannot be trusted.

3. Synonyms: clown, goober, dunce, chaos gremlin.

“Did you just buy Apple Jacks? Wow… What an Apple Jacker.”

"Don't be an Apple Jacker."

by 73954444 September 21, 2025

apple

doctor repellent

an apple a day keep my doctor away from my bedroom cuz he rapes me every night

by I dont like minors trust June 15, 2024

Apple

someone who sucks at math and has social anxiety

"Yo apple, help me do homework"

*does hand signs*

by imasimpforyou May 16, 2022

pine apple juice

It's a code word for pussy juice.

Baby, LET me drink you pine apple juice.

by Jantoniohc7 September 30, 2023

majik apples

When you smoke marijuana out of an apple.

Yo me and my friend were smokin some majik apples yesturday

by ARyan129 December 21, 2008