majik apples

When you smoke marijuana out of an apple.

Yo me and my friend were smokin some majik apples yesturday

by ARyan129 December 21, 2008

Apple Jacker

1. A person who openly admits to liking Apple Jacks cereal.

2. An individual whose taste buds cannot be trusted.

3. Synonyms: clown, goober, dunce, chaos gremlin.

“Did you just buy Apple Jacks? Wow… What an Apple Jacker.”

"Don't be an Apple Jacker."

by 73954444 September 21, 2025

apple

doctor repellent

an apple a day keep my doctor away from my bedroom cuz he rapes me every night

by I dont like minors trust June 15, 2024

apple cormorcol

Another phrase used by an annoying three year old in an xbox hat who can't speak proper English

Sounds like the type of music you would hear in an apple cormorcol

by KitKatGurl235 October 2, 2017

Apple

someone who sucks at math and has social anxiety

"Yo apple, help me do homework"

*does hand signs*

by imasimpforyou May 16, 2022

apple kick

When you near orgasm and kick Granny Smith in the puss

Dude I was plowing his grandma then I apple kicked her right in the clit!

by Brutis May 23, 2017

Omao apple

The person who made the phrase omao but gets no credit

Well it’s time to die. Omao
Haha noob spelled omao wrong. And we never saw her again omao apple

by iddunno January 29, 2021