apples in your ass

A person who is bitter and rude all the time.

What's your problem do you have apples in your ass

by Mall33 December 12, 2016

candle apple

As in a type of person: someone who, at first, seems to be very intriguing; someone you'd like to get to know better. But the more you know about the person, the more you just want to light them on fire.

"She made a great first impression, but turned out to be a total candle apple."

by Meowtown August 07, 2015