No u

The fucking ultimate come back to literally every thing. Proven to deter any unwanted conversations.
Person one: “give me your money of fuckn die.

Person two: No u.
by Soviet Union fuk boi October 04, 2018
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No u, the worlds greatest insult only second to, "Ur mom" and ahead of joe. whos joe? you may be asking. Joe mama , thats who.
No u, the worlds greatest insult only second to, "Ur mom" and ahead of joe. whos joe? you may be asking. Joe mama , thats who.

Teddy: what did you do last night
Freddy: Ur mom

within the next ten minutes freddys minecraft base was griefed by teddy
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Croomate: you are imosptor
Imposta: no u
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no u

Person1- lol you died
person2-no u

person1- wtf thats a 9yr old comback, grow up
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It's basically a word used in the modern internet word. It means that if someone says that someone is "Haha you're gay" but in this occassion, they say "No u" back, which turns their words against them.
Alex: "Lmao go f**k urself"
John: "No u"
Alex: *ceases to exist*
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When Your In A Argument, or In a Insult Battle (Same thing) if they speak about you or your family just say no u
Person 1 : Go Die in a hole you useless peice of shit
Person 2 : No u
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RIGHT! I'M the solipsist! Isn't that weird? How I'M glue and everyone else is rubber so everything I say bounces right off them and sticks to me.

Hym "Really. With 100% accuracy. Everything I say. Watch: 'You're the greatest mind the world has ever seen!' "

A retard "No-U! You are!"

Hym "See!? It's every single thing I say! 'The sky is blue!' "

A retard "No, YOU'RE blue!"

Hym "You're being stalked and harassed perpetually!"

A retard "No, You're being stalked and harassed."

Hym "It's literally everything. And for what? Because 'I can't KNOW that the guy who promised you immortality in the form of an incest cult was lying so I need to show some epistemic humility!' Or 'I should feel more bad for women because they had to fuck guys they didn't want to instead of having to carry thing perpetually for the guy who fucked them and have their existence harvested out from underneath them?' Or, wait, because 'Retard shouldn't have to do the thing we want you to do.' It's fucking ridiculous.
You see it now, right? You see the thing you're actively doing to me why people are murdering your kids right? You're not going to get the guns. They need the guns to protect THEIR kids and are NEVER going to give them up. You're only option is to stop doing shit like this but you won't because it means you won't be able to have dominion over the lives of every person whose existence you're aware of! You won't be able to infest their lives like the fucking plague you are. Look at the balloon pop guy! By virtue of (simply) being aware of his existence, people took it upon themselves to claim dominion over his life and get his job taken away."

A retard "I wasn't me specifically though!"

Hym "Silence is violence, bitch. You don't actually believe any of the shit you say. You're not effect proponents of your own ideas."

A retard "No-U!"
by Hym Iam June 23, 2024
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