Man Apples

Man apples are the round delicious fruit that hangs right behind the man's fat banana. In the Garden of Eden when Eve took a bite from the forbidden fruit, it wasn't a GOLDEN DELICIOUS she sank her gaping maw into but a big old ripe Man Apple.

Man apples today are enjoyed by various people such as street whores, Junior High School girls, desperate wives and of course, ball licking, clock gobbling flaggets.

Have you had your man apple today?

People in Woodsfield, Ohio believe the Apple Festival is about the celebration of God's Golden tree hanging fruit when in reality it is a reason to suck dick in public by your average JT's Bar Whores and your stuck up wanna bees.

Eric S. cornered me in the Men's restroom at work, yanked down my shorts and took a big ol' taste of my Man Apple's. I asked him what the hell he was doing and he then swallowed my load and wiped his lips clean.

I was looking for some action at the Wooden Shoe when I walked up to a Bar Fly and asked her, her name. She smiled, grabbed my Man Apples and lead me to the alley and gave me the best blow job I have ever had. I dropped a nickle down her tits and slapped her on the face. What a ho.

by SlobKnobRob June 18, 2025

apple cruise

driving around in a car smoking out of an apple

don't have a place or something to smoke out of then you simply get a apple and drive around which is called apple cruise

by kushapplecruise November 30, 2010

Apple bottom

The act of shoving an apple into your rectum then pooping it out into another persons rectum and play catch with it

Yo me and Jerry had the best time Apple bottoming

by Jerry buttsexandcheese October 6, 2021

Apple Juice

A beautiful beverage , healthy with fruit!

Person 1: Can you buy me some Apple Juice?
Person 2: No.

by adverageamazigh November 15, 2023

moldy apple

A testical that has been eaten by a magot and bleeds more than three times a day.

"Hey dude your cousin looks like a moldy apple bra"

by Halford Thomas September 22, 2013

how many apples can fit in an empty basket?

one! after that, it's not empty anymore

Guy 1 on stage: How many apples can fit in an empty basket?
Audience: I don't know
Guy 1: One! After that, it's not empty anymore!
Audience: *Bursts out laughing*

by oofedinrobloxihatenewoof2022 March 29, 2024

apple cormorcol

Another phrase used by an annoying three year old in an xbox hat who can't speak proper English

Sounds like the type of music you would hear in an apple cormorcol

by KitKatGurl235 October 2, 2017