He is the LOVE of my life. He is the MOST amazing man you could ever meet. You can trust him with anything and everything, he is always there for you. The second you are not with him you will miss him. He knows how to make you smile even of the worst of days, he is the sweetest guy. Anyone that knows him is one of the luckiest people to be alive but after all I am the luckiest because he is mine. He is so easy to love and cannot live a split second without him. He is so smart and perfect in every way. He's adorable, amazing, cute and so much more. I love you my baby.
by Chloe'Sizer April 30, 2011
Get the Sam Johnathon William Clarkemug. The nicest most meanest person you will ever meet, gets away with everything. everybody loves and hates a Sam.
by Sanihano January 26, 2022
Get the Sammug. A mixture of tea-bag and facial. Done when ejaculating on to forehead of unsuspecting female, in a dormant state, then lowering and raising scrotum onto and off of cum, spreading it around, until it is evenly distributed and very sticky.
Becky: I woke up this morning to find that my date from last night was gone and that I had been sticky sam'd. It was gross but my skin is rejuvenated.
by Calebcrotch June 19, 2014
Get the sticky sammug. thinks hes the shit but actually is a bitch that doesnt know it he he has a legend city sweater on but doesnt have any shoes
by wgjhurghjerophygfh December 21, 2017
Get the sam kellymug. Tyrell: Nah, I can tell u don't understand what I'm talking about rn
John: Yeah I do. Barca and Bayern play in the Prem, right?
Tyrell: Ahh shut up you sam chug idiot
John: Yeah I do. Barca and Bayern play in the Prem, right?
Tyrell: Ahh shut up you sam chug idiot
by KingObz December 4, 2023
Get the Sam Chugmug. Was a great video until he got to the part were he decides that because Sam's "greater good/manufactured God of curating the reality of stupid people" is a warped and narcissistic enterprise that is entirely dependent on subordinating the will of the masses to his dogmatic liberalism; it means that we NEED God instead. Which is literally that SAME THING as religion.
Hym "Sam Harris' Terrifying Philosophy is literally just a 'God that Sam Harris controls.' That's literally all it is!"
Mas Rharis "We don't need God! We need Jeff Goldblum from Jurassic Park to manufacture a God out of a "greatter good abstraction" and the use the state to enforce the will of this greater good abstraction! They don't have free will anyway! So it doesn't matter what I have to do to get the societal outcomes I desire!"
Mas Rharis "We don't need God! We need Jeff Goldblum from Jurassic Park to manufacture a God out of a "greatter good abstraction" and the use the state to enforce the will of this greater good abstraction! They don't have free will anyway! So it doesn't matter what I have to do to get the societal outcomes I desire!"
by Hym Iam August 12, 2023
Get the Sam Harris' Terrifying Philosophymug. People who are named Sam are hands down the kindest people ever. They’re so genuine and never judge you. They’re always there when you need them and give the best advice. If you know a Sam they’ll probably end up being a therapist because of how good they are at helping people with they’re problems. Although they may be shy or quiet at first once you get to know them THEYRE HILARIOUS. You’ll love em. You could talk to them for hours and it’ll feel like 10 minutes. They’re the type of person to just get you. They understand you and make you feel genuinely happy. Everyone needs a Sam in their lives. If you don’t got one, GET ONE!
Diana: “Who is that?”
Amayah: “THATS SAM”
Diana: “I wish I knew him”
Amayah: “you should go talk to him HE’S THE BEST!”
Sam: the kindest person you’ll ever meet
Amayah: “THATS SAM”
Diana: “I wish I knew him”
Amayah: “you should go talk to him HE’S THE BEST!”
Sam: the kindest person you’ll ever meet
by Samueljrsbestfriend November 25, 2023
Get the Sammug.