Text music

A song made by some losers who texted lyrics to each other

Guy 1: "Wanna make some text music?" Guy 2: "Yeah!"

by Loser226 November 30, 2019

Meaty Music Meaning

In the music world, there are many types of music genres, and all these music genres can be described with the Meaty Music Meaning, or MMM for short. This is basically when a genre of music is classified as a type of meat, such as Pop music being the chicken nugget. Everyone knows about it, and everyone knows about the health risks about it, but we still listen to it. The meat used to describe a genre varies from person to person, but it is a relatively useful scale, for MMM not only informs people about music, but teaches people how to love music.

Boy 1- I think dubstep would be the burger of music
Boy 2- Wow, thanks to the Meaty Music Meaning scale, I have become informed with your information
Boy 3- I don't care, because I am a vegetarian in the music world
Boy 2- Oh, what do you listen to, then
Boy 3-I listen to Indie
Boy 1- Oh...

by TLMGH636 May 17, 2016

Elevator music

A style of jazz that's easy to loop for hours, often similar to bossa nova jazz originating from south America. Usually consisting of turn arounds and 2-5's in various keys. Great to listen to when you wanna "take a break".

"Mom, listen! There's elevator music playing in the elevator!" "Shut up you little cunt. That's actually performed by jazz musicians and it's way more pleasing to listen to than most of the modern shitty music of today. Stop calling it elevator music, it's a disrespectful term. Thanks bitch."

by Ewonyn April 2, 2017

Christmas Music Clear

When slinging lizards in your EMS shit box rockin a shitty rigs awareness month during the holiday season, once finished slinging your crack head to the local hospital of course, you crank the Christmas jams and purposely hold the radio microphone away from your face, so when you clear with your Satin loving dirty button pushing dispatchers, they get to hear the lovely Christmas music

“How can we piss off our dispatchers today?” “Oh imma give them the good ole Christmas Music Clear”

by Firebasedemsinstreal November 29, 2020

music angel

a big ass fuckin boomblaster, you use at parties for making it funnier.

dude at party: wow this sound is amazing.
host at party: yeah i know, its my music angel.

by evenkjekkerud January 28, 2018

music cuck

The Person who’s not in charge of music in the relationship and ends up learning all the words to songs they don’t like.

Matt is such a music cuck he knows every word to all of 21 pilots songs. He hates them.

by Dsherdog April 25, 2020

musical holes

Similar to the game you used to play as a kid; except with female bodies instead of chairs.

" I asked my boyfriend if he wanted to play 'musical holes' and he agreed; and it went: Dunt dunt dunt dunt duh da duh dunt (get the gist), which hole will my dick go in to?" " Pop goes the weasel."

by Cuntstina July 3, 2019