Yap University

A place you go to master the art of yapping

Bro has a Masters in Yapology from Yap University

by CashCop January 1, 2024

Northeastern University

The organization that owns Boston University's Hockey Program.

"Hey man are you going to the beanpot this year?"
"No fucking way, I'm sick of watching Northeastern University kick everyone's ass"

by boston chiller July 10, 2024

Clifford University

A tertiary institution in South Eastern Nigeria synonymous to stress and suffering. When you’re in CLU, your life have spoil

Person 1: Things are rough bro, it’s like a plague of Egypt. I don’t think there’s anything worse.
Person 2: wait till you get to Clifford University

by Wil-blaq July 24, 2024

Hog universality

A phenomena most likely coined by Twitch streamer, political commentator HasanAbi.
When conspiracy theories like QAnon echo around the world and become universal amongst supporters of certain types of governments.

„Supporters of religious fundamentalist governments will always be like „Yea, there's a deep state”
„That's insane”
„The hog universality is real”

by Manhia July 31, 2024

The University of Fucked

Not an actual school per se, it's:

A. Where you end up when you have zero options and your life is fucked.
B. When life schools you as to what truly fucked feels like.
C. Basically, when you be fucked.

Shana: "Hey, have you seen Devon?"
Paul: "Poor guy, he's at The University."
Shana: winces "The University of Fucked."

by BlkFlg August 10, 2024

Historia Universalis

Historia is one of THE best places you can visit on Discord. A place where one can go to chat, relax, and manifest anger and rage until it is taken out on authority.

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by Astolfo_Fanboy April 27, 2024

Evangel University

A school where nobody gives a shit about your mental health, where breathing is expensive, steeze is reduced and garri is always the way. They always find a way to strip you of your money and don't care if you die the next second.

Boy: Mum, what's the greatest punishment a man can ever suffer
Mom: Evangel University.

by Thickdickdaddy. June 16, 2024