John-Paul

A John-Paul is a laboratory created clone with the genius of Napoleon, the ruthlessness of Julius Caesar, the daring of Hannibal, and the shrewdness of Attila the Hun.

A John-Paul goes by many names: "The Crawling Chaos," "God of a Thousand Forms," "Stalker Among the Stars," "Black Pharaoh," "Faceless God," and "Messenger of the Outer Gods" among others. His motives are unclear - though he is clearly an agent of chaos.

Otherwise, a John-Paul is known for being a swell fella and steadfast friend.

Revelation 13:1: John-Paul will rise up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and upon his horns ten crowns, and upon his heads the name of blasphemy.

by NotJohn-Paul November 23, 2021

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The JaQ Paul Effect

Named after the person who coined the phrase, it describes a conspiracy to create the illusion of magic by means of ubiquitous cultural immersion.

Not to be confused with the Jake Paul effect.

Stacy: I love going to Target. It’s like when Im there the outside world fade’s away.

Mike: That’s the JaQ Paul effect, babe.

by JaQ Paul April 17, 2024

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a kind of creepy guy, he is not necessarily creepy in a bad way but he is still creepy. he is nice but he a lot of times is overly nice but it's not so bad. he makes a lot of stupid jokes and says a lot of inappropriate things without using any inappropriate words. he looks a lot younger than he is. he is a great friend even though he is very annoying.

paul is small

by Sheets of grass October 2, 2018

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