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Jake Paul

A scum fuck, who has scammed his massive child audience out of their parents money, no less than 3 times now, who also claimed that anxiety and depression don't really exist and are all in your head, as well as making a diss track on teachers, who did nothing wrong, are way too underpaid to deal with the kids he's turning against them, and who only try their best to help their students grow and be successful. As if that wasn't enough, a teacher came out with a response, also a diss track, and showed the blonde Ohio brat up with the line "some of these kids see me, more than their own dads". Embarrassed and disgraced, he then shifted to calling out "internet bullies" like Cody Ko and Noel Miller, two comedians who have single handedly kept Jake relevant.

As of writing this at the start of 2020, it is a common opinion that Jake Paul is less mature, more petty and childish, and more of a scumbag than his brother, Logan Paul, who, after filming a dead body and setting the internet ablaze, appears to have matured into a better, more responsible, more respectful person, than his brother, who is still attempting to remain relevant by stealing from his audience.

TLDR, someone who is worse than any combination of politicians, dictators, and serial killers imaginable.
"Bro, did you see Tommy at that party the other day?"

"Totally. Wasn't he begging for sympathy and money by pretending he had cancer and alzheimers?"

"Yeah, that's the guy. He was being such a Jake Paul."
by TetsuchiYamashiro March 9, 2020
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Paul welch

The pedo who likes child’s penis
by Mr men wanks me of April 5, 2022
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Paul Rudd

the god of aging and time. average size man. directioner. stepbrother
people should never tell paul rudd he's aging like fine wine because man that guy ain't aging
by imnotthewerewolf December 9, 2021
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The JaQ Paul Effect

Named after the person who coined the phrase, it describes a conspiracy to create the illusion of magic by means of ubiquitous cultural immersion.

Not to be confused with the Jake Paul effect.
Stacy: I love going to Target. It’s like when Im there the outside world fade’s away.

Mike: That’s the JaQ Paul effect, babe.
by JaQ Paul April 17, 2024
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John-Paul

A John-Paul is a laboratory created clone with the genius of Napoleon, the ruthlessness of Julius Caesar, the daring of Hannibal, and the shrewdness of Attila the Hun.

A John-Paul goes by many names: "The Crawling Chaos," "God of a Thousand Forms," "Stalker Among the Stars," "Black Pharaoh," "Faceless God," and "Messenger of the Outer Gods" among others. His motives are unclear - though he is clearly an agent of chaos.

Otherwise, a John-Paul is known for being a swell fella and steadfast friend.
Revelation 13:1: John-Paul will rise up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and upon his horns ten crowns, and upon his heads the name of blasphemy.
by NotJohn-Paul November 23, 2021
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Jake Paul

Gay.

Jake Paul is gay and retarded .

And is also a pussy to fight Ksi.
Douchetuber.
Jake paul is gay. Gay=Jake Paul
by Niceman_123 March 20, 2021
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Pauled

To be the recipient of something bad from Paul.
Paul did it to me again! I got Pauled….
by Joe7654321 January 10, 2022
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