by Eggolus July 20, 2022
a person on Twitter who has a GoodBoyHalo profile picture who simps for the Dream SMP egg. Not naming any names
by CupcakeHalø September 22, 2021
Egg Hider--- Someone who's testicles don't sit where or as they should,
resulting in deceptive placement of said glands.
resulting in deceptive placement of said glands.
"Dude, I tried to Rochambeau that guy for the rights to buy that sweet honey
a drink..."
"What happened?"
"Well, when I went to kick him, he just stared at me...what's the deal?"
"You didn't know? Jim is an egg-hider. You'll never be able to find his
balls; they're not where they're supposed to be."
"Man, I wish I would have known that upfront; now I look like an idiot."
a drink..."
"What happened?"
"Well, when I went to kick him, he just stared at me...what's the deal?"
"You didn't know? Jim is an egg-hider. You'll never be able to find his
balls; they're not where they're supposed to be."
"Man, I wish I would have known that upfront; now I look like an idiot."
by James L. Johnson, Jr. December 07, 2007
You can't get anyone to egg on the floor
by IGLOOISWATERWET June 14, 2019
The New United States Ultimate Classified Security Clearance Level. A MKULTIMATE password for when gaslit nitwits from the 20th Centuries behave on MKULTRA full-field scrambled-eggs principles of classified bullshit.
I went into the chaplain's office to run clerical on my GangStalk MurderKill GasLIGHT Obsecration OrDERs, and the cleric was, like, "Welcome to GoodBurger, Home of the GoodBurger. Can I take your order...?" And I was, all, "I need one GoodBurger, hold the greasy-ass, sleazy-ass, cheesy-ass, square-ass, Wish.com-ass, big-forehead-ass, bad-whopper-ass, dumbass cheeseburgers. Do you need to check my security clearance level? How about Medium-Rare, With a Side of Grilled Asparagus Spears and a Baked Sweet Potato? I'll also have a giant tub of spaget, a grilled gruyere cheese sandwich, and, literally, fucking ANYTHING BUT SCRAMBLED EGGS!" And the cleric was, like, "Sounds like you're privy to some classified shit. So The Fuck OrDERED; So Mote It The Fuck Be. A Fucker Men. Praise The Lord God Almighty."
by Medicine Owl March 02, 2023
Contrary to popular belief, mustaches lay and hatch from eggs. They sit on top of their eggs until the baby mustaches hatch. That's why you can't see a mustache egg. Then there's a mustache with food particles stuck to it that the person wearing it is unaware of. This can also be sported on the top lip of a person who has no facial hair. This is different than a mustache egg and is not to be confused with one, despite the name of it. This is called an Egg McMustache. An Egg McMustache (a term built around the Egg McMuffin) is also a fun thing to order at McDonald's to go with a two-piece Chicken McNutsack which is a term built around the famous Chicken McNuggets.
"In regards to mustache eggs, these people didn't hear my order correctly. I ordered an Egg McMustache and they gave me an Egg McMuffin instead. They told me that eggs don't even have mustaches. No, but mustaches have eggs. Where do you think baby mustaches come from? I want a refund!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 06, 2023
by Cockgibbler9000 October 20, 2020