call of duty mobile

A controversial mobile game that has decent battle royale and interesting MP game modes. The controversy starts with ranked MP as it's known that the game is using a highly controversial EOMM (engagement optimised matchmaking) system instead of a fairer SBMM (skill based matchmaking. Another spark of controversy is 'mythic' weapons and skins that cost real money. They perform no better than the vanilla weapons, only produce special effects when an enemy is killed with the mythic version. One of the best gamemodes in my opinion is BR in Alcatraz and is one of the only reasons I keep codm installed on my phone. The non ranked MP is decent enough. But ranked MP is a controversial and rigged mess.

Battle royale in Alcatraz is the only decent game mode in call of duty mobile. Ranked team deathmatch can be thousands of times more difficult than doom on ultra nightmare difficulty.

by glubglubglubglub February 1, 2025

I Will Call You A Cumquat; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Will Call You A Cumquat; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Ryu Is A Telefang Character Called Osio; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing that axolotsl with perianal abscesses become eagles.

Person 1: Are you addicted to knowing that axolotls with perianal abscesses become eagles?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Ryu Is A Telefang Character Called Osio; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 12, 2025

Ryu (Capcom's Street Fighter) Is A Telefang Character Called Osio: The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

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Person 343: Ryu (Capcom's Street Fighter) Is A Telefang Character Called Osio: The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 12, 2025

Occult Detective Is The Film And Psychology Skill Called Philosophy

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😱: Occult Detective Is The Film And Psychology Skill Called Philosophy

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025

Occult Detectives Are The Film And Psychology Skill Called Philosophy

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😱: Occult Detectives Are The Film And Psychology Skill Called Philosophy

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025

wake up call fart

A fart that is ripped near or on someones face or head while they are sleeping. At that moment the sleeping person wakes up from the fart.

Lance: Hey Teri are you ok? You don’t look so good.
Teri: No I’m not ok. I was just woken up and on the receiving end of a wake up call fart on my head from Larry.

by Ray Veege February 23, 2025