When you are embarrassed by your ex girlfriend for leaving a snail trail of other dudes semen behind her everywhere she walks, so you decide to crack a few eggs over your head and let the goo slowly run down your face so you can feel like a cumshot whore without the risk of ruining your self esteem.
Random man: “Jesus Christ man, tell your lady to grab a f**king mop! I almost slipped on her snail trail.”
Nik: “Omg brother I’m so embarrassed (pulled 2 eggs from his pocket and cracks them over his head) now I have egg on my face.”
Nik: “Omg brother I’m so embarrassed (pulled 2 eggs from his pocket and cracks them over his head) now I have egg on my face.”
by DarkCoffee January 12, 2025
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It'll ring a ding ding all your communist friends
It'll ring a ding ding all your communist friends
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Revenge is a dish best served cold. Betrayal is a dish best served poached with a toasted English Muffin, ham, and hollandaise sauce... Extra "creamy". Hollan-deez nuts, if you will.
Scotty doesn't know that I am stealing his Fiona. She's going extra and making him Eggs Benedict Arnold for breakfast... with my help.
by Winters Scoop December 4, 2023
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Get the Boiled Egg mug.God damn, her stand up routine gave me a queefster egg. Next time we go, I’m gonna have to wear a tampon.
I queefster egged my pants when I realized Joanna & Chip were beards.
I queefster egged my pants when I realized Joanna & Chip were beards.
by Mouthshart88 February 4, 2018
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