by Fernando22 April 19, 2009
Get the Stump Hole Water mug.A high holiday rivaling Christmas among military personnel. Used in reference to the period of time after porta-potties have been emptied during which one can maaturbate peacefully unencumbered by the smell of shit and urine.
by motoboner May 17, 2014
Get the blue water day mug.The act of engaging in sexual intercourse with a grotty bitch, ie the sort of woman who leaves a snail-trail of cum where ever she goes as a direct result of her indiscriminate promiscuity. Leaving the "dipper" with the stigma of "dipping it in dirty water" and probably a venereal disease too.
"you slept with her!??!! I knew you had been Dipping it in Dirty water! she's a complete slut-bucket!!!"
by Char.donnay December 14, 2008
Get the Dipping it in Dirty water mug.While a man's partner is sleeping, he shits, pisses, and cums in a condom. He then throws this latex covered mixture at his sleeping partner's face, thus waking her up to shit and semen everyhere.
person 1: Last night, I used Jenny's face as a muslim water balloon target. There was a massive glob of shit, piss, and cum on her face as she woke up from the massive blow. person 2: Disgusting, yet awesome!!!!
by mister superman 2 January 30, 2010
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Get the water bottle flip mug.The Glass of Water Theory is a recommendation that when someone asks you for something you want, just say yes. Do not feel uncomfortable responding "yes" to an offer. This is referred to as the Glass of Water Theory because of the common debacle many of us find ourselves in. When entering a home if someone asks you if you want a glass of water, say yes, otherwise you don't get the water - and they don't think you are being extra polite either.
"Jake's mom offered to pay for dinner. I feel bad letting her, but the Glass-of-Water-Theory states i should just allow her. Now i get a free dinner!" :)
by Jacob Blintz February 18, 2011
Get the Glass-of-Water-Theory mug.Same as the Louisiana Crab cake but she also urinates with the feces.
by bigwheat February 9, 2004
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