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Take out the spring.

You know that spring in my stapler. DOnt take it out. dont take my spring out of my stapler.
"you are taking out my spring you fucking breadhead, put it back!don't take out the spring."
"Oh no I didn't mean to take out your spring I willl put the spring back into the stapler"
"Thats right now get on your knees"
by annataskerlover April 25, 2023
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Take ten deep breaths underwater

Its what you say to Neo Nazis, incels and so called gnome hunter's on TikTok, for example:
Dude 1: "Now yuo see" / "aryan classic"
Dude 2: "Take ten deep breaths underwater, you fascist cunt"
by ToyBoy§§ July 5, 2023
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taking a Rwtbr

"taking a Rwtbr" (pronounced Returb) means to follow your own rules and maybe take some more time then supposed to.
You really just took a Rwtbr, man. I hate that everybody's started taking a Rwtbr nowadays.
by Iwix May 23, 2024
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Take-out Tower

A take out tower is when your roommate orders out every day but also loves their food so much that they save it for weeks on end in a 6x6in square within the fridge. Also, though, it implies that there are other items in the fridge that are taking up space because your roommate is so organized and cleanly. The roomate utilizes just a 6x6in square for all the take out that they have ordered and saved for a later day to have their roommate throw it away
"When you have several takeout orders stacked on top of one another, preceding the most recent order, you have a 'Take-out Tower.'

If you ever encounter a 'Take-out Tower,' make sure the foundation of the tower is a pizza box or a taco bowl, crowned with a Burger King bag. If you or your roommate have your 'Take-out Tower' in reverse order, the builder of the tower will ultimately scoff when it collapses and then blame their non-offending, non-Take-out Tower-building roommate.

Kind of like the game "Jenga" but only one player. But every roommate, by use of the fridge, is forced to play.

Take-out towers are a kind of flex because you can afford to build such a tower."
by Ankle-sprain April 11, 2024
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Take A Mokon

I need to take a mokon and blow this concentrated evil out the back of me
by Nepharius November 17, 2023
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Take a Cruz

To run away from your problems and blame your own kids for your cowardice.
Where's Ted today?

He dropped everything and went to Cancun to take a Cruz and avoid dealing with his problems.
by Brocaincreator January 11, 2023
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take the crust off my bread

When you cut the edges of your dollar bill off.
Does add a discount of 20% off your electricity bills if you've a lot of crustless bread.
Friend: "You have a good day?"
Me: "No, I had to take the crust off my bread :((("
mugGet the take the crust off my breadmug.

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