Sad Cunt

Generally sits on the internet role playing. Often uses words like 'noob' or 'I pown'. Likes to build video game maps and loves a good internet conspiracy. More than often call themselves Remix. Can't get there point over at all in real life. A total geek leech.

Dixoft:- Right, tonight I'm going to be someone else on the internet.

Neutral person:- LoL! Hey, that's great.

Dixoft:- Damn straight you noob, then I'm going to dream on myspace n stuff.

Neutral Person:- You sure know how to live it up. Crikey.

Dixoft:- Just hang on noob, I ain't finished yet. I'm gonna argue with someone on a forum after that and get my point across.

Neutral Person:- Lorks, and this accomplishes you what? LoL?

Dixoft:- Don't argue with me, I am king of the internet jungle me.

Neutral Person:- Hey that's great you sad cunt. Gotta go and live real life mate, see you around no doubt.

by oooheesscaryonthenethim September 25, 2010

Cunt Swaggle

The act of eating a girl out until the point of female ejaculation. The next step would to be taking the vaginal secretions and swishing them around in your mouth (Like mouthwash) and spitting them out onto female subject.

We were totally getting jiggy, then she was turned off by my cunt swaggle skills, and I was like bitch youz crazy.

by mymomiscool January 11, 2011

Cunt

On of the most basic bitches that there can be “basic bitch”

Damn you cunt ass bitch

by Zay253 May 31, 2018

Cunt

1) A rude, informal and more severe way to say vagina. People can not decide the origin, but most say either England or Australia.

2) It is also an insult classed as a curse word but still has the same meaning.

1) Tim : Why can't I get myself into one cunt ?

Arlo : Probably because you have a micropenis.
2) Sean : Wow, Kiersten's such a cunt
Arlo : IKR

by Kamikaze Devil Bitch July 23, 2020

cunt act

An act that only a complete sicko or the average Texan would do.

A cunt act: Jerking off into your mom's bra

A Texan cunt act: Jerking off in your mom's bra, but not cleaning it up so she gets a nice surprise...

by Lord of Mishap September 4, 2008

Cunting Oath

v. the act of promising to stay pure until your loved one gives up their cunt for you to go balls-deep in.

"I shall take a Cunting Oath until we marry so we may have amazing rough sex, m'love."

by Doctor Acula April 25, 2010

cunt smuggler

A bull dyke. Wants a penis but sports a vagina. Disguises her lack of man junk by wearing loose-fitting slacks.

Get over it Rosie, you cunt smuggler, you'll never be able to fill a banana hammock.

by crbrdr May 29, 2009