Bum crumble

Bum crumble

A vigorous post-movement wipe following a particularly high-liquid content when coupled with cheap toilet paper peppered the seat with a light dusting of bum crumble - Alex aghast made his exit from the stall and returned to his desk, feeling still the warming reverberations on his cleftal horizon as a gentle reminder of his overzealous wiping.

by Fair_dinkum July 19, 2019

bum

1. A loser
2. Somebody who won't do a basic thing to stand out in society

Tommy: Alex won't watch football at all, even on Super Bowl Sunday
Daniel: Whatta bum

by Shecallmemrboombastic July 28, 2019

Pener in the Bum

The thing that is written on your 7th grade math textbook when you forget it in the classroom

Kaden: You got to be kidding me

Connor: What's the matter
Kaden: Someone wrote Pener in the Bum on my text book

Connor: Well next time don't forget it

by Jojo the Indian circus boy July 29, 2019

Ur a bum bag

A bum bag is a fat retarded kid

Me : Joshua ur a bum bag
Mike Hunt : ikr he really is

by Northstar56 November 8, 2019

BUM

In sports or just life Bum stands for....

Big Uncoordinated Muthaphucka.

Taken from the movie "Undisputed" but been in use long before that!!!!!!

See that guy on the basketball court, the tall one? He's a bum, no game at all!!!!

by Zonaboy81 November 25, 2019

Mucky bum

Mucky bum is the result of passing copious amounts of excrement and having it stick to unusually long anal hair.

I have a bit of a mucky bum this morning dude.

by RideshareLingo November 29, 2019

Bum

A bum; you just know when someone is a bum.

“Harneet is a bum” - Hivner

by anonymous 36367952 March 25, 2019