National Disabled Asshole Day

National Disabled Asshole Day (N.D.A.D) is a day where you and your best friends suck each others dicks until the sperm starts leaking out of your nose or eyes and or until you pass out.

Hey daddy its time to celebrate National Disabled Asshole Day

by Retardist February 12, 2021

national hate eli day

a day where you hate elijah walker and yell at him and beat him up

“it’s national hate eli day!”

by meggoso May 30, 2020

National Slap Ass Day

September 9th is national smack someone’s ass day.

national slap ass day: n. the day in which you can smack someone’s ass for no reason. “Watch out because tomorrow is slap ass day!”

by hehefam September 8, 2019

National eat pussy day

28th August is national eat pussy day

National eat pussy day is when you can eat anyone’s pussy and they can’t do anything about it

by ZeeMachine May 30, 2021

National Grey sweats day

A day where you wear grey sweat pants

Hey Mike did you here it's national Grey sweats day

by Alexis Windshear September 29, 2020

National Grab Breast day

National grab breast day is on September 20th and is when you get to grab anyone’s breast/man breast without them getting pressed or complain.

Yooo,, ‘grab breast’

“tf you do that for”
national grab breast day u can’t get mad bro

by okay oliga September 17, 2021

National eat pussy day

May 17th is national eat pussy day, on this day you can eat that pussy

I just ate tha pussy because its national eat pussy day

by xdBrazzerrrs;) April 11, 2019