The Dungeon Guardian is a miniboss from Terraria made to prevent the players from acquiring powerful loot early on,the only way to encouter it is to go into the dungeon at 0 or lower depth only if skeletron is NOT killed on that world yet(The Dungeon Guardian has 9999hp normal mode and can instantly kill you)
Guy 1:Dont go into the dungeon yet or you will die by the dungeon guardian!
Guy 2: The what?
*Dungeon Guardian spawns*
Guy 2: OH FUCK
*Guy 2 dies to the Dungeon Guardian*
Guy 1:*faceplams*
Guy 2: The what?
*Dungeon Guardian spawns*
Guy 2: OH FUCK
*Guy 2 dies to the Dungeon Guardian*
Guy 1:*faceplams*
by dontlagswitchkids September 25, 2019

by Slag Mc Hoedown August 27, 2025

The curly hair growing abnormally from the edges of one's circular head, as circular heads form only on goblins.
It is the successor of a Dungeon Tan, found only on extreme-ass gamers.
It is the successor of a Dungeon Tan, found only on extreme-ass gamers.
Bill ( partying, outdoor person): Yo, Ahmed, wanna head on out for some beer? That cute girl on the seventh floor is going :)
Ahmed (goblin):*crunching down with the worst posture*
*whispers in a purry voice*
N-no t-thankks... I..I j-just h-have t-to get t-his k-killst-trea-
*gets killed by some camper*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Bill: What evs, no one likes a fag with a Dungeon Do.
Ahmed (goblin):*crunching down with the worst posture*
*whispers in a purry voice*
N-no t-thankks... I..I j-just h-have t-to get t-his k-killst-trea-
*gets killed by some camper*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Bill: What evs, no one likes a fag with a Dungeon Do.
by Lika_CUMSHOT June 22, 2011

Person 1: yo i gotta shit real bad
Person 2: the toilets are occupied though
Person 1: fuck yes off to the shit dungeon we go
Person 2: yesssssss
Person 2: the toilets are occupied though
Person 1: fuck yes off to the shit dungeon we go
Person 2: yesssssss
by gamner sex June 13, 2019

The Best Dungeon Master is named Emily and is super pretty and awesome and always makes sure her players are having lots of fun above all. She is creative and smart and does the best voice impressions for any character. When a new player joins or anyone has questions or needs assistance, Emily the Best Dungeon Master will do everything in her power to make sure the player feels included and knows what to do.
"Did you hear? Emily sat down with me to pick out new spells last night!"
"Yeah, she's the Best Dungeon Master!"
"Wow, I didn't see this coming! Emily, you're the Best Dungeon Master!"
"Yeah, she's the Best Dungeon Master!"
"Wow, I didn't see this coming! Emily, you're the Best Dungeon Master!"
by captainfanta January 25, 2022

by wbblys August 29, 2021

by RTDLatios November 27, 2023
