Puck bunny

A woman ice hockey fan, often one whose interest in the sport is only motivated by attraction to the players rather than enjoyment of the game.

bitch, i ain’t a fucking puck bunny, i will slash you with my skates you big fat mole-rat

by slaymfqueen September 26, 2022

Puck

A disgusting being abandoned by the world and all concepts which align with a good in some way. Some say it's the manifestation of evil itself displaying gross amounts of depravity, all actions stemming from extreme malicious intent and a distinct lack of any form of intelligence. It takes joy in people's pain to an unsettling degree and will try it's best to ruin any semblance of a life you had. Puck is known as one of the meanest beings to ever exist.

FUCKING RUN. IT'S A PUCK

by GayFurby January 10, 2022

Puck Slut

A chick who knows hockey bros have the biggest cocks and so only fucks us. Will do anything for hockey cock.

Hockey Bro 1: Dude, I skullfucked Kylie for 2 hours after practice yesterday. I didn't even have time to shower.

Hockey Bro 2: Are you kidding bro? You fucking reek after practice.

Hockey Bro 1: Yup, she slurped my sweaty cock good.

Hockey Bro 2: What a fucking puck slut.

by anonymous December 29, 2021

drop the puck

Take a shit.

Dude, are you done in the bathroom? I ate so much Chinese food, bro, I’m about to drop the puck!!

by 420mason December 31, 2020

drop the puck

Take a shit.

Get outta the shitter, dude, I’m about to drop the puck!!!

by 420mason December 31, 2020

creamy puck

when Susan is lonely she goes on tinder to find her a creamy puck

a creamy puck is when the male puffs his chest like a pigeon

susan “hello male creamy puck me”
male “ok suzzie boo puffy me”

by potterharry June 10, 2021

Puck

An Irish term used to explain when going for a pass around with a Hurley an sliotar.

“You coming for a PUCK Seamus?”

by JESUSISKING777 May 19, 2021