fifth position

Maybe if you were in fifth position, you'd be a better dancer.
by Jade Brown June 18, 2015
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Positive Ramming

A term which is euphemism for "intentional spreading of HIV", also called Pozzing. Given the self-loathing put upon gay males during the AIDS epidemic and by Christians' obsession with sodomy in exclusion to a loving relationship, the act is popular among the gay fetishes.

This would be an issue if there were not also Positive Slamming individuals, or males self described as Bug Catchers, who get a high off taking these positive rammings thus taking the majority share of the viral loads. It is of mild concern to Infectious Disease Specialists who have Christians and the media via gay males to thank for a never-Ending supply of mutations of the immunological depressing virus, only because it's thier job.

For the "plague spreading abominations" from the 80s and 90s, more commonly now referred to a "gays", it is a prophecy of self-fulfillment, given by Christ through the lies of Christians and the news outlets: pestilence spread in the name of sexual satisfaction to god's chagrin by revelations of the sickness HIV by process of actualized defamation.
Despite the name, only the forgiving followers of Christ truly consider this deadly onus/sexual taboo as a good thing.
"Man: I hate to get another positive ramming... my current strain is treatable by my medication."
"Man's Christian Mother: As I told you, you are a sick pervert, you filthy faggot. If you had listened to me that man you 'fell in love with' would be the prophet instead of that abomination you have become just like."
"Man: I think I have a fever."
"Man's Christian Mother: You'll be burning in hell
for eternity for your crime against nature, so might as well go be the sodomite you are and burn on earth too."

"Man: Yes ma'am..."
by FaqBasher January 12, 2022
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The WTF position

Wall-Twerk Fucking. An act of sex in which you stand on a step stool with your dick inside a girl while she wall-twerks. This position requires a pair that is highly skilled in the art of sexual acrobatics.
My girlfriend wanted to try something new last night so we tested out the WTF position; Needless to say it was fucking amazing.
by xELiTexDPx September 4, 2014
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positional amnesia

The frustrating state of mind when you walk into another room and can't remember why you are there.
After walking from the kitchen to the bedroom, you say to yourself:

"Now why am I looking in this closet again?", then "Positional amnesia strikes me once again!"
by Barking Frog December 1, 2013
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Azhdaha Position

When a girl uses her mouth, 2 hands, 2 feet, omanko, and oshiri to bonk 7 guys and the girl resembles Azhdaha with the guys being the pillars.
Emily was so horny that she did the azhdaha position with 7 guys all at once.
by WizardxZhongli July 21, 2022
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John-positive

characterized by or displaying around 70 percent certainty.
Person 1: Looks like there's some traffic up ahead. Are you sure we'll make it in time?
Person 2: Pssh! I'm John-positive we will.
by Rupert Shackleton Jr. Sr. October 26, 2019
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Positive Neutralism

A belief that individual/group should not take a side on a controversial topic and doesn't intervene in others' business. The individual/group will respond to criticism and controversial topics in a positive manner.
Jimmy, a supporter of Positive Neutralism chose to stay quiet and not to provoke the situation during a fight between a group of students.
by Daboyindaship June 12, 2018
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