positively depressing

positively depressing is when a song has a good message but the music and tone of the song sounds depressing or sad or when a depressing song has a happy tune and music

person 1: hey have you heard this song before?
person 2: yea its pretty positively depressing

by countryhumans_addict May 10, 2020

Velma position

When your girl is wearing a skirt and on all fours looking for her glasses, you come in behind her and fuck her till she screams Jinkies.

Clarissa’s glasses fell off after she was attempting to hang a mirror on the wall, when she got down on all fours, Ken came in using the Velma position until she moaned Jinkies.

by Mothballz May 21, 2022

John-positive

characterized by or displaying around 70 percent certainty.

Person 1: Looks like there's some traffic up ahead. Are you sure we'll make it in time?
Person 2: Pssh! I'm John-positive we will.

by Rupert Shackleton Jr. Sr. October 26, 2019

positional amnesia

The frustrating state of mind when you walk into another room and can't remember why you are there.

After walking from the kitchen to the bedroom, you say to yourself:

"Now why am I looking in this closet again?", then "Positional amnesia strikes me once again!"

by Barking Frog December 1, 2013

The WTF position

Wall-Twerk Fucking. An act of sex in which you stand on a step stool with your dick inside a girl while she wall-twerks. This position requires a pair that is highly skilled in the art of sexual acrobatics.

My girlfriend wanted to try something new last night so we tested out the WTF position; Needless to say it was fucking amazing.

by xELiTexDPx September 4, 2014

Positive Neutralism

A belief that individual/group should not take a side on a controversial topic and doesn't intervene in others' business. The individual/group will respond to criticism and controversial topics in a positive manner.

Jimmy, a supporter of Positive Neutralism chose to stay quiet and not to provoke the situation during a fight between a group of students.

by Daboyindaship June 12, 2018

positive drama

A: Being dramatic for the sake of making things more interesting.

B: Acting

C: Being extreme in order to make a situation more colorful.
opposite: Negative Drama (bitches be trippin)

Coop was cutting up with positive drama.

by ThadCoop February 22, 2014