Minecraft

A game that is overrated and is played by a bunch of 5 year olds.

Have you heard of Minecraft? Yeah! Some of the people who play it make cancerous youtube videos!

by riflema April 04, 2016

Minecraft

A sandbox game created by Markus Perrson in 2009 and he sold it to microsoft in 2015 for 2.5$ billion. You can create your own world, join servers and more!

Oh boy, Minecraft is the best game ever!

by BertBerry June 26, 2016

Minecraft

A lethal and addictive drug invented by Notch. This is the most popular drug in the world. It is mostly played by fantards (fans who act as something's biggest fan and reacts like a douchebag) who usually waste twenty four hours punching trees, killing squids, mining gold, and whining all over the place because there is a griefer (Smart e IQ over 75 and makes little kids rage) people with th in the server. If a ranter makes a video hating on Minecraft, fantards will go rage on the ranter. This game also has people with a big fanbase full of fantards. Examples include SkyDoesMinecraft (A stereotypical man that calls gold budder and hates squids), AntVenom (A drunk man that hates cows), and ChinmeySwift11 (A random guy who makes a video series called Minecraft Files and owns a pig.). Never play Minecraft or your life will be screwed by green exploding penises.

1. Fantard: FUCCCCK U GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIFEEEERRRR! I WILL KILL U IN REAL LIFE IF U DONT STOP!!!!!!!!
Griefer: I'm Italian and I won't stop.

2. Ranter: I hate minecraft.
Fantard: I HATE U TOO FOR HATING MINECRAFT!

3. Squid Fan: Butter will be melted by the glorius sun of the Squids.
Fantard: FUCK UUUUUUUUUUUU MY BUTTER SWORD WILL SWICE U IN HALF!

by ddmy January 28, 2014

Minecraft

The best game in the universe, and also a good source of irony.

"Hey bro squad up on MInecraft"
"Aight fam I bet I could destroy you in a 1v1 in the Roblox mod gang gang"

by ApatheticTurtle2 February 23, 2018

Minecraft

A Blocky Ass Game With Shitty Ass Graphics

ROBLOX Player: "What Is A Minecraft? Is That A ROBLOX Game?"
Minecraft Player: "Its Better Than Fortnite."
ROBLOX Player: "I'm In!"
Later...
ROBLOX Player: "Was He Kidding?"

by Person__Bus April 29, 2018

Minecraft

A game that ends as many friendships as it creates.

$teven,"I love minecraft"
@very," Steven, end your life"

by OrganDisplayer1912 April 29, 2021

Minecraft

In the religion of Gamers,Minecraft is the name of the heaven after death.When you die,a respawn button appears and you get in Minecraft.If you weren't a gamer in your life,you go in the hell,also known as Fortnite.

"That guy is probably gonna respawn in Minecraft!"

by SovietNoobYT April 17, 2020