mic paranoia

when you're taking a shit during a zoom call and you have your camera blocked off, but you're still worried about your mic being muted

Jon: Damn I really gotta take a dump but I'm in a zoom call
Brett: Why don't you just go bro? It's cameras off
Jon: I can't I got mic paranoia

by Mike Hawkington the Third October 2, 2023

MIC rIzZ

Its fancy rizz, as in
Are you a microwave? BeCaUsE i FeEl SoMeThiNG coOkInG uP iN hErE

Let me hit you up with some MIC RIZZ

by Chix_Nugget January 24, 2024

Hot Mic

After your dick has been freshly removed from a womana ass and still has doo doo residue on the shaft, she grabs your cock and begins to sing into the tip like a karaoke mic.

After a fun evening at the karaoke bar I took her home and she gave me an encore performance with a hot mic.

by Floor duh man November 30, 2024

Chef Mic

the infamous Microwave

Give the pizza to Chef Mic and hurry up and GET IN THE BED, Will!!!

I hate when BK gives the entire whopper to Chef Mic. Lettuce and Tomatoes too!!

by Earlthe3rd April 15, 2023

adams mic

a shit mic bought at the back of Popeyes used by fake muslims

guy #1: should we buy Adams mic
guy#2: no that mic is shit and sounds like a paper rustling in the back of an avalanche with a static tv and it makes your friends scream at you while there ears bleed

by guysimhere December 28, 2018

Mic

The same as “taking the piss” or joking around. “Taking the mic”

Dequavis -“ your really starting to annoy me”

Ice jj fish - “relax I’m just taking the mic cunt”

by Coupladogs May 31, 2020

On Without Mics

When you and your boys are banging it out but oral sex is off the table.

Tim and Eric were on without mics last night because it is only gay if you make eye contact.

by TimCheese February 16, 2021