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Jingle bellend

You should’ve seen Colin at the office Christmas party. He squeezed Debbie from resources nipples in a nutcracker and then dropped his trolleys and farted in the bowl of fruit punch! What a jingle bellend!
by Nuphagus December 19, 2019
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Jingle Dick

John: yo i got a Jingle Dick
Vanessa: STOP TALKING ABOUT DICKS!
by Wild Destroyer August 1, 2023
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Dinky Jingles

Dinky Jingles are cute tunes with a jingley beat.
Joe loves to sing his cute dinky jingles

"Wow Joe look how cute those dinky jingles are"
by PIZZAPOCKET07 July 9, 2020
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The Jingles

A sexually transmitted disease characterized by a tingling sensation in the genital area, accompanied by occasional "jingles" or brief bursts of discomfort.
FUCK! I got the jingles.
by the jingles warrior February 16, 2024
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Jingles

Cute and friendly dog name, similar to Sparky, Jolly, etc. Two syllable dog names are preferred by dog trainers.

Also nickname for Joe Ingles, NBA player.
Come here Jingles, attaboy!”
by Sloane Mills July 23, 2023
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Jingle bingle

An advanced form of teabagging wherein the individual, having previously inserted their testicles into their anus, approach the suspect with their pants removed, place their rear end to the suspects face, and with a swift motion after exclaiming, 'jingle bingle!', tug their genitalia as to eject the testicals from their asshole. The act is intended for the testicals to swing and strike the suspect's face. The process commonly includes projected fecal matter resulting in conjunctivitis.
Mike thought of pulling a jingle bingle on Joe, but the thought of everyone having pink eye persuaded him.
by Tone-The-Bome April 30, 2024
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A term indicating the experience of enjoying a piece of media but finding a character, that slightly reduces overall enjoyment.
"I was really into that show, but now I keep jingling my jangle 'till I jongle every time that character appears. I really dislike him."
by arteriesin December 26, 2023
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