Cali

Cali is a sexy baddie with a big great shiny smile

She’s a hard worker who does her best

She can be bad at public speaking and might have a crazy asf back story

But her past does not define her as a person more like makes her a better person, and helps her push to achieve the impossible

She blushes at the slightest thing and honestly that’s so cute

Her favorite color is green or any dark fall colors

She loves her family and friends with all her heart don’t ever mess with them or you’ll lose the greatest girl in the whole world
Be lucky to know a Cali immediately run to be her friend

Respect her boundaries!

“Cali is so sexy I want to put her in a cage and keep her forever”

by Molkymonkey January 8, 2025

Caliee

Outgoing boy who is loyal and faithful just trust him he's Cute and funny and sometimes annoying

Oml not caliee..

by sexybabyJoey March 3, 2019

Cali Greatest

basically another word for weed

Hey tryna go smoke that “Cali Greatest” after school?

yeah for sure man let’s get fucking baked!

by jacksonmahomo June 11, 2022

Cali Cream

Getting cummed in on a beach and pushing it out onto the sand like it’s seagull shit🏝

Damn! Did you just step in some Cali Cream?

by commiemommieeee March 20, 2021

Cali

Cali is a great girl she may not seem perfect at first but she is one you really know her. She can’t keep a secret at all so she is really not a great friend but she is great in bed. She makes all the boy’s heads turn when she walks by. Normally has blonde hair but is be great with black hair also.

Guy 1:“Omg I just told Cali a secret and now it’s everywhere!!”
Guy 2: “get over it she is hot”

by You Don't Know My Name:) January 12, 2018

Cali Driver’s Syndrome

Literally the most annoying and laziest people. These type of people think 10 minutes is a far drive and literally complain if you ask them to go anywhere that isn’t a 2 minute walk.

Hey Carlos, mind taking me to Walmart?
Yeah man let me see how far it is
*15 min drive*
Oh nah dude that’s to far

Bro you have Cali Driver’s Syndrome bad

by Doubletrouble50 August 3, 2019

Neo-Cali

The area formerly known as the Pacific Northwest. Due to the high volume of Cali transplants looking to make a quick buck, it has been overcome with vineyards and marijuana fields. Oregon and Washington are now indistinguishable from the state below them.

California is so passé! Anybody who’s anybody, lives in Neo-Cali!

by Ryoshi Kazashimo March 14, 2022