Stink Bat

The act of deficating in a sock (or towel) then striking someone with it.

Always wear socks in a gun free zone, that way you have the ability to ward off attackers using a Stink Bat.

by Artofishl September 6, 2016

bat hit

Smoking pot out of a "one-hitter", or "batter"; discreet enough to look like a cigarette, you can smoke it an put it away quickly.

1) Let's stop here before going in, I just need one bat hit.

by shelleyrey October 19, 2012

rip bats

To smoke marijuana

Kyle: It's 4/20, you know what that means?
AJ: Let's rip bats!
Kyle: The sickest of bats!

by cibberustheprogamer June 4, 2016

ball bat

a big cigar filled with marijuana

That nigga rolled a big ball bat.

by Yung Jay of tha 3.C.G.z June 25, 2009

Bat Lairadox

Being batman, having a bat lair, than deciding you no longer want to be batman, only to figure out that you have no choice but to be batman. This results in loving and hating your bat lair causing a bat-lairadox.

"I am a bat, man. I live in a space age under ground lair that leaks water from the ceiling(dont know why i havnt fixed that yet..my car drives itself though) and i love it. but i dont want to be bat man and i hate this lair because i am bat man. i have found myself in a bit of a bat lairadox.

by Cartmn0003 April 18, 2011

bat-grupo

Bat-grupo is a group on Facebook for Tumblr users, that way, you NEED to have Tumblr (no excuses) to be part of it. Otherwise, the ban vai eat teu habbo.

The group was created by Neilson Araújo with the aim of amuse the members.

A quick resume of Bat-grupo's rules is: respect everyone else in the same way (bixa, zé gotinha da petrobrás, pastel de flango, etc), like it or not; We're not instagram, want to make an album? www.instagram.com < make yourself an account, kid; No nudes; No explicit drugs; No douchey comments; Don't you like a person? Block her/him and keep it in your panties, sweetheart; Don't share your account in social networks all over the place, keep that in your panties as well. And finally: What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

The group has been knocked down a few times but oh well, we're back, you know why? Nós somos o forninho que vocês não conseguem segurar.

É treta? Eu que fiz!
(Yev, larga teus velcros e volta pra gente)

I'm part of Bat-grupo.

by hotaria December 4, 2014

Faceball Bat

A regular baseball bat, when used to rearrange someones face, becomes a faceball bat.

"that kid pissed me off so i faceball batted him. he gets out of the hospital around 2010."

by willers222 December 18, 2008