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Stink Bat

The act of deficating in a sock (or towel) then striking someone with it.
Always wear socks in a gun free zone, that way you have the ability to ward off attackers using a Stink Bat.
by Artofishl September 6, 2016
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rip bats

Kyle: It's 4/20, you know what that means?
AJ: Let's rip bats!
Kyle: The sickest of bats!
by cibberustheprogamer June 4, 2016
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eat the bat

To perform a questionable action that seems trivial, but ultimately causes a cascade of ever more significant and catastrophic events.
Who would have thought that a bowl of bushmeat stew in Wuhan would end with global economic collapse. Someone really "eat the bat" this time!
by psilofyr March 19, 2020
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bat hit

Smoking pot out of a "one-hitter", or "batter"; discreet enough to look like a cigarette, you can smoke it an put it away quickly.
1) Let's stop here before going in, I just need one bat hit.
by shelleyrey October 19, 2012
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hammer bat

presumably a crude mix between, obviously, a bat and a hammer, which would essentially have the same general function as either a bat or a hammer, with slight aesthetic variation.

also the last thing you want to see in your google feed when looking for help with a missing hammer.bat file.
Dennis: "Dude, check this out. Stay with me here, what if someone made a hammer... bat..."
Quincy: "Shut up, Dennis."
Dennis: "I'm gonna do it."

Google: "What? He actually did it? This deserves two full pages, at least."
4chan: "Shut up, Google."
Google: "Get a search bar."
4chan: "Never."
Steam: "Holy shit. You guys, someone actually made a hammer bat."
Troll: "Whoever is writing this needs to shut up."
Steam: "That is hilarious, who named this hammer.bat? You, James? You get a raise."

Quincy: "..."
Dennis: "Dude, I TOLD you. HAMMERBAT bro. hammer. bat."
Quincy: "Oh my GOD, and you're STILL talking about it."
Dennis: "hammerrrre batito."
Quincy: "Fuck you, dude, the hammer bat is still stupid."
Dennis: "Dude, you are so jealous! You're jealous of the hammer bat!"
Quincy: "No..."
Dennis: "Oh you're not jealous?"
Quincy: "Absolutely not!"
Dennis: "You're not jealous of the three pages in google when you type in hammer bat?"
Quincy: "Oh come on, you don't have to look it up now... Jesus."
Dennis: "Three pages. They call that a hat trick, son. A hammer bat trick... Patrick."
Quincy: "You can't even type, you typed in 'hammer.bat', you fool. You absolute fool!"
Dennis: "Oh my god, it's fine, Quincy, see? It still comes up with the hammer bat. Three pages, boys . Read 'em and weep."
Quincy: "Oh my god, shut UP, Dennis."
by hawkjames October 14, 2013
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Batti bat

Is a fat ground bat who makes squeaks and is very cute your supposed too deep fry them for a tasty snack
Batti bat is the best bat ever
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Faceball Bat

A regular baseball bat, when used to rearrange someones face, becomes a faceball bat.
"that kid pissed me off so i faceball batted him. he gets out of the hospital around 2010."
by willers222 December 18, 2008
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