MAAP- Moose Antler Attracted Person

A predator who has a run in with a moose antler. Communities and playgrounds are safer after this interaction.

The police department posted that another MAAP- Moose Antler Attracted Person is going to be living 4 blocks away from an elementary school.

by Gerswon Miahjere March 15, 2023

Abbey Newtown Antler

When two people are having intercourse and the female has a Molotov cocktail taped to either side of her head. The male then proceeds to grab them and shouts IRA quotes whilst he finishes.

Charlie: ‘Busy night?’

Martin: ‘Absolutely, tried the Abbey Newtown Antler with some bird last night’

by Meaty Martin 17C October 26, 2025

Mrs. Antilley

A kickass motherfucking goddess of a woman, she rules over a classroom and commands the hearts of all her students. A nurturing and loving soul to her captive audience, Mrs. Antilley's special attacks include utilizing the southern grandmother card, shouting about Texas, and threatening to drop kick her opponents.

"Is that Will flying over the school?"
"Oh yeah, that's what you get for crossing Mrs. Antilley."

by SkirtSkirt7 October 23, 2020

Mrs. Antilley

A kickass motherfucking goddess of a woman, Mrs. Antilley lays waste to all those pitiful students who dare rise against her. This terror of the south is five feet of pure power, and her favorite weapons include the southern accent, the grandmother rage stare, and the hallowed drop kick.

"Why is Will flying over the school?"
"Duh, he fell victim to a classic Mrs. Antilley drop kick."

by SkirtSkirt7 October 23, 2020