[Cab]

a prostitute.
they are like cabs because you can get a "ride" for a fee.

Man: yo, do you have a cab for me?
Man 2: you mean a prostitute?
Man:yeah.

by blooandcheese August 11, 2008

cab

cunty ass bitch; a way of saying the worst possible insult in the most appropriate way

I finally went to meet her parents and her mother is such a cab.

by Janesaunders October 20, 2015

Taxi Cab Drunk

Someone who gets so drunk (usually at a dive bar) that it is apparent to everyone that they should call a professional to get them home.

Typically these are 40-60 year old men that wear depends and occasionally fall asleep mid sentence.

Bar Patron #1: This old fucker at South River Bar was so wasted he fell asleep while hitting on some fat road whore.

Bar Patron #2: Shit that asshole is Taxi Cab Drunk, hope he has his diapers on!

by Impaler August 27, 2013

cab

a person that is lonley

i am a cab

by sggasuuccditgjueyj May 19, 2019

Johnny Cabbing

Posing as a cab driver to commit sexual offences.

Jimmy got caught Johnny Cabbing last night. He's probably going to get 15 years.

by Pentathalon July 5, 2012

Fast Cab

Ordering a bottle or several glasses of Cabernet, generally at a restaurant of repute, and slamming the wine like a Jaegarbomb.

Damn man, that look on that waiters face after the third round of fast cabs was priceless!

by notasatanist February 11, 2022

TAXI CAB

When a girl gets in a random guys car and makes out with them.

"Did you hear vivian did taxi cab with will?"

by Skidaddle Skidoodle June 25, 2019