LE TOY

PRE MATURE EJACULATION, IMPOTENCY, USELESS, LACK OF POWER OR WILL, NO FREE WILL

MANY ASSUMED THAT THE "DEFAMAYION KING" DICTATOR WILL MAKE A COMEBACK AS A LEGEND, BUT LITTLE DOES PEOPLE REALIZE HE WAS AS LE TOY AS EXTINCT DODO

by ANUNE_FAT99 March 16, 2022

toilet toy

Male genitalia, what men play with in the bathroom when they forget the newspapet

I forgot to bring the new issue of GQ with me to the crapper, i guess I'll just play with my toilet toy.

by The Lust Of Russ February 26, 2018

Mattress Toy

Someone you just have sex with. No plans of any thing else.

When using (Mattress Toy) the person is someone you have zero respect for, only serves as a means to get off. Most of the time a mattress toy is an ex. A mattress toy can be any gender.

When are you moving Melinda in?

Never bro, she's just a mattress toy.

I can't go to the party tonight, my mattress toy is in the mood.

by Whitehammer40 March 11, 2020

segs toy

segs toy

A churro

very sexy
dawg
past mod
segs toy
virgin

by Hhhhaaaaaass April 2, 2021

Toy Tym

Tym of Toys, its when u play with orgasmic fucking toys.

Omg! It’s toy tym! I’m jizzing on the sea surface.

by AmazingJuniorBros February 5, 2021

Squeeze Toys

Squeeze Toys are a subgroup of Snake Lovers who fantasizes about being crushed by snakes. Squeeze toys become aroused with the idea of feeling a snakes scales sliding against them as it squeezes tighter around them, feeling the muscles tighten and release as it tries to tighten its curled around its squeeze toys mmmm... some squeeze toys also fantasize about being fucked by the snake sliding head, its tail, or one/both of its dicks into their ass/pussy but rarely performs these acts in the real world.

Can I be your snakes squeeze toys, plz?

by HappySnakePreson September 2, 2018

toy foxy

if mangle wasn't mangled

damn, mangle looked good before what the fawk happened... so that's why people drop kick little children

friend:"hey what are you looking at
me: "oh just a picture of toy foxy"
friend: "that is funtime foxy"
me: shoots friend

by bean_the_gay_weeb February 5, 2021