Believe it or not, Toronto is not the capital city of Canada, that would be Ottawa. Toronto is to Ottawa what New York City is to DC. Also, you can tell how Canadian someone is based on how much their pronunciation of Toronto does not sound like the word, a full Canadian says Churono instead. Being by far the most populous city in Canada, it’s honestly kinda boring, I mean they have a Canada’s Wonderland, but that’s it really.
American: Hey man, did you know that Toronto is the Capital City of Canada?
Literally anyone with a Google account: You seem like the kind of person who thinks Canada gained independence 3 days before America did
American: Wait, it didn’t?
Literally anyone with a Google account: You seem like the kind of person who thinks Canada gained independence 3 days before America did
American: Wait, it didn’t?
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NO, IT"S NOT THE CAPITAL OF CANADA.
NO, IT"S NOT THE CAPITAL OF CANADA.
Nigga: Yo homeboy, just got off a plane to Canada's capital, Toronto.
Homeboy: Whatchu say u fool!!!
:BOOM:
:SMACK:
:POW POW:
Homeboy: Whatchu say u fool!!!
:BOOM:
:SMACK:
:POW POW:
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1 :"yo turn your spotify off nate is coming "
2: 'no god damn it, i didn't turn it off he is already running"
3: "yep thats a white toronto kid"
2: 'no god damn it, i didn't turn it off he is already running"
3: "yep thats a white toronto kid"
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"Yo John!"
"What's up Ed?
"Remember that Ukrainian girl from down South? Well she gave me the old Toronto Mudpie last night! Shit was wicked!"
"Oh hell yeah bro"
"What's up Ed?
"Remember that Ukrainian girl from down South? Well she gave me the old Toronto Mudpie last night! Shit was wicked!"
"Oh hell yeah bro"
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